I

would

totally

hit

that.

What an attention whore.

She was later executed for showing an ear in the centerfold.

"NOT WITHOUT MY SURF BOARD!"

Colour-coordinating scarves and surboards can be tiresome.  Maybe she should try "Baywatch Red"!

and here we see Fatima modeling the latest in High Explosive Anti Shipping surfboards.

In the Arab world, they have their own "Make-a-Wish" charity.  Here, Shiva chose a surfing adventure before strapping on C-4 and blowing up an orphanage in Bagdad...