Biking while black.

http://niggastolemybike.ytmnsfw.com/

Reminds me of the old joke: Why don't you ever run over a black guy on a bike? 'Cause it's probably your bike.

"Let's beat the shit out of this kid.  His dick's already bigger than mine!"

Hey, those look like Hatch TS-70 Hard-Shell Ballistic Shin Guards.

"I can smell a pig from several inches away."

"Well Cap'n, I've been tryin' to tell these dumbass muther-fuckers you got workin for ya that somebody dun stole my goddamn tricycle seat. You try fuckin' sittin' on this here sheet. None y'all seems to realize a brother can't ride ta daycare like this."

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Zaster wrote:
"I can smell a pig from several inches away."

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Are you even trying anymore?

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Are you even trying anymore?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!