"I TOLD YOU EYE WANT A SMOKE....!"

Face lifts, the unknown victims.  If that is where his mouth ended up, what is that under his tie?

That's about as handy as digging sand with your dick.

For your information, before my dick got there the Grand Canyon was nothing but a huge, flat desert.

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boorite wrote:
That's about as handy as digging sand with your dick.

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I get paid good money to dig trenches with my dick...