what the hell do these have in common you would be asking yourself if you actually gave a shit.

well, i will be in jamaica from sunday to sunday, courtesy of a friend with lots more money than me.

i finally got my FJ Cruiser and its lotsa fun to drive

and i'm a large bald man.

so now my only concern is how to procure some weed while i'm down there without dealing with any machete toting natives...

my friend went to jamaica and said they sell pot like blatantly everywhere

Hey! I'm a large bald man, and I have a 4Runner, and, uh... I saw part of 'Cool Runnings' on TV once. We're practically the same fucking person!

the similarities are disturbing...

Speaking of machetes, this thing is awesome:

Meyerco calls it their "combination axe and machete." What that means is that it's a short machete, convex ground, and 1/4" thick at the spine. It ships razor sharp and will chop whatever you point it at. And did I mention it's awesome?

Do not confuse with the extremely similar short machetes by Meyerco. You can tell those apart because they're a little longer, with a drop point and a big secondary bevel. And sometimes a sawback. But not always.