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gabe_billings
March 10, 2007 12:29 PM

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Ian has just entered this wonderful phase in which he asks the question, "What you doing Daddy?" (or Mommy) several hundred times a day. He'll get going and ask it maybe once every five seconds for maybe two minutes. Answering his questions do nothing.

He gets stuck on other things too. Like when we read Curious George he'll ask, "Where's the monkey?" half a dozen times on each page.

So anyway, I was wondering if anyone wanted to buy him. I'll throw in some Bob the Builder DVDs and a few sets of clothes. I thought I'd give you guys a stab at him before I put him on eBay.

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AngryAmerican
March 10, 2007 3:05 PM

try the bangkok market.

there's always a huge demand for soft young white children there.

i would just eat him and that would be a waste of good earning potential.

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AngryAmerican
March 10, 2007 3:06 PM

P.S. haha, you've got offspring...

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attitudechicka
March 10, 2007 4:00 PM

Don't you have another one on the way? Is that one included in the bundle package?

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gabe_billings
March 10, 2007 6:07 PM

The other is here. He hasn't gotten to the annoying stage yet. He's just at the eat/poop/sleep stage.

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BigFrank105
March 11, 2007 1:48 AM

quote:

gabe_billings wrote:
He's just at the eat/poop/sleep stage.

I'm still in that stage at 19. Is that bad?

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not_Scyess
March 11, 2007 11:42 PM

It's bad if one of those things suddenly stops happening.

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UnknownEric
March 12, 2007 8:49 AM

Read doesn't talk yet (aside from "Mama" "Dada" "Uh-Oh" and occasionally "Dog"), but he's currently in a "horse noise" phase. He'll just randomly make a neigh-like noise repeatedly for no apparent reason. It's a little disconcerting.

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Rabid_Weasle
March 12, 2007 9:09 AM

Sorry, but your son is a furry.

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boorite
March 12, 2007 10:50 AM

What are you doing, Gabe?

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gabe_billings
March 12, 2007 3:13 PM

Right now? Typing on the interweb. You?

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boloboffin
March 12, 2007 7:24 PM

Just wait until he develops a bumper crop of alpha4-beta2-delta receptors.

http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/03/12/teenage-anxiety-explained

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