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AngryAmerican wrote:
2) i'm not much of a tropical sorta guy. i like cool temperatures and snow doesn't bother me, but high 80's with shit tons of humidity aint my bag.
You'd probably like it out west. No humidity, moderate snow, and summers that don't get above 80 except for two weeks in July when it's 90 at noon, but still no higher than 50 at night.
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3) obtaining weed is so ridicously easy that we scored at the airport before we had even boarded our bus and every 3rd person on the island is apparently a drug dealer
Sorry, all we got is shrooms and meth.
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looking angry helps keep the riff raff away.
You'd fit in well here. With the angry look that is.
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a scary ass bamboo bridge which i was sure would snap under my ponderous weight...
Ugudishmish, a carved idol i now worship, in a heavy rain
All you need now is a whip and a fedora and you've got yourself an adventure!
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my buddy Shen who shelled out the 30 grand for the trip, and his old lady
Holy jesus god that's a pricey trip!
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more jamaican countryside. most of jamaica is countryside.
So those cruise ship commercials lied when they portrayed Jamaica as nothing but white sand beaches and scantily clad native girls offering free blowjobs?
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and last for now is the warning paper they put in every pack of rolling papers telling you you've only got ten wraps left, time to buy more.
Bless them for thinking of the consumer.
