I'm in a book!!!

I did a Google search for another one of my usernames to see how many places on the web it would pop up, and a listing for a book called "505 Unbelievably Stupid Web P@ges" by Dan Crowley came up. At least two of my old web pages are in it. Here is a reduced screenshot of the free sample page I was able to access from Amazon.com:

Apparently I'm numbers 248 and 249! They're right together because the "Fendick Swern" site had a link to the "On The Hoof" site. "Fendick" seems to have disappeared, but here's my "On The Hoof" page.

I guess I should buy a copy of the book. I feel like a movie star or something!

that's pretty awesome. will you sign my manboob?

i'm in a book too by the way. Revelations. "The coming of the blood child will mark the beginning of the bad times. All of mankind will suffer at the wheel of... blah blah blah." i can never get through it. i think it's saying i'm fantastic or something

I didn't understand those two posts, but I will interpret them as an ode to my greatness.

Do either of those pages contain your awesome picture of Johnny Hot Dog?

No, he has his own page here.

But here is his picture for your viewing pleasure.  (He is carrying his rubber fishing worm.)

If someone called me weird in a book, I'd dress up like Caren Miranda and hide in his shower with a knife in my teeth.

But dressing like Carmen Miranda would probably be more appropriate.

Considering this guy took the TIME to write a book like that, I really don't think he should be judging your pages.

If I buy a copy will you sign it with pornographic clown graffiti?

I'll do anything for a Klondike bar.

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biped wrote:
I didn't understand those two posts

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I guess I should buy a copy of the book. I feel like a movie star or something!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

OH I WENT THERE

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biped wrote:

(He is carrying his rubber fishing worm.)

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When you first showed me that picture I thought it was a funky looking cane or something.