The first Stripcreator Hunt (SCUNT) has begun. All the info you need to enter is here. If you have any questions you can either email me or ask them here.

May the force be with you.

This has the potential of being awesome.

I'm in. I'll go get a disposable camera tommorow. Hump may help me, and if he does the team name will change so that'll have to wait.

This is the most awesome thing ever.

If you're using a a film camera and don't have any way to turn the photos into digital photos let me know and I'll give you a mailing address if you want to send them to me. Then I can scan them for you.

Wow.  This could rock.  If only you'd thought of this while I was still unemployed.

Send me the contact info for your boss and I'll fix that right up.

Fuck I wana play! I'll email you my boss' home address.

it does sound fun, but me have no time...

I've sent you entries for one and ten. THE SCUNT IS AFOOT!

That's a good point. No schools here use blackboards anymore.

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Injokester wrote:

I might give it a go, if my wife agrees to team up.

One question though- how strict are you going to be on the specifics? For example could I put an akubra hat on the statue instead (the Australian equivalent of a cowboy hat)? Or could we use a whiteboard instead of a blackboard? Or what if the church sign says "Strpcratr" because we use all the letters to say something dirty?

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I'll be pretty lenient. I'm not gonna quibble that much over hats, probably. Whiteboards would be fine. However if you read the rules, you wouldn't want to not spell Stripcreator because you wanted to write something dirty, because you'd get more points for writing Stripcreator. Some of those items you can only get ONE of the extra points instead of a any/all of them.

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LuckyGuess wrote:
I've sent you entries for one and ten. THE SCUNT IS AFOOT!

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He has in fact. The team 'Sweet Honey Mustard' is currently kicking all your asses with a total of 40 points.

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This looks class. Jes, move your ass back over here, we'll feed Fuj vodka and rope him in... come on, hurry up...

Two weeks Easter holidays. I like.

I think I will do this... not for the win exactly, just to not miss out on the fun. Hopefully I'll think of an awesome name by the time I get the first pic.

How about 'Kajun Sniffed My Panties While I Was In the Shower'?

Also, I wonder about the bold text of "in uniform" for the emergency services worker. If it were a fire truck, and I had the cheif in his daily wear as opposed to a firefighter in full rescue garb, would that count?

That's just so the person is recognizable as the real deal and not some schmoe you grabbed off the street.

Interesting factoid: The woman in the second pic interned at our department for about a year and a half. Gold medalist in Bobsledding!

How do you even become a bobsledder? Are there people who bobsled for recration?

Apparently like 95% of the race is the few seconds where you get the sled going right at the start. She said they recruit people who can sprint really fast. The rest is just like a fun amusement park ride.

You people better start SCUNTing this weekend or the elk-fucker is gonna win all your prizes!

Also, I managed to sell all my ill-gotten free networking gear from CompUSA on eBay so I've got more money to blow on nifty prizes.

And I'm not promising anything, but there may possibly be trophies.

Scyess and I are doing some SCUNTing on Sunday. You should have the results of our weekend progress by Monday.

By the way, I shamelessly made making our Tobor mask today's art project for my son.

World's. Greatest. Mom.

Come to think of it, I have this box from a Costco-sized double pack of goldfish crackers. I cut an eyeslit in it to make a robot mask for my kid. Now all I need to do is paint it red...

I just had a thought you SCUNTers may want to consider.

Holding some of your pics in reserve and not 'blowing your wad', so to speak, may be a good tactical move.

Say the max number of points you can get is 150, and the first weekend you go out and bag yourself 140. If you sent all those in, I'd plunk them up on the website for everyone to see.

Now Team Assmuncher sees what you've managed to do, and know they can only win if they beat your score. So now they kick it into overdrive. They actually manage to get 145.

But they only send in maybe 80 of their points. You see that they've made a strong showing, but you're not too worried because you're so far out in front.

Then right at the end of the contest, they send in the pic they took of the president sitting in the oval office with the Stripcreator sign, and you realize they have you beaten. But there's no time for you to do anything.

So heed the warning, and decided how much of your hand you want to show to others! (But show a little something, so it looks like this isn't a giant waste of time!)

Team Screw the Doorknob enters the SCUNT with a furious two-picture jab, nearly doubling the score of Sweet Honey Mustard. They also hint at more kickass pictures waiting in the wings to be unleashed at a later date.

INSANE! I Can't Believe It's Not Buttsecks has all but CRUSHED the competition, leaving only a slim opening for someone to pull past them into first place.

Current Scores

Sweet Honey Mustard - 45

Screw the Doorknob - 80

I Can't Believe It's Not Buttsecks - 328

Ok, just incase anyone hasn't clicked on that link.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!

seriously, gabe, you are a sick, sick man.

Does this mean Boo and I can't use that team name now?

Dear God.

Poor naive Nathan. He just wanted to see how fat he looked in that picture....

I Can't Believe It's Not Buttsecks is a myth!  They're not on your scores list.

Speaking of which, your scores list could use a "total possible" column at the top or the bottom of the table.  Just to see where we need improvement.

Someone else should enter so Screw the Doorknob can own you.

I Can't Believe It's Not Buttsecks was an April Fools Joke. They had points for all the pics, but each link led to a pic of Tubgirl with a giant 'APRIL FOOLS, FUCKERS!' written on it.

Be glad you missed it.

Here are some prize updates... To begin with, I'm gonna give prizes to 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. Those will be $30, $20 and $10 gift certificates respectively. You have to have a minimum of 125 points. You should be able to get that many points without even hitting all 10 pictures and without doing anything really weird or embarrassing. This is to make sure that if only a couple serious people enter, some yahoo doesn't run out, take a picture of a statue and then get 3rd place with 5 points.

Also consider this scenario: One team rocks the Casbah and gets max points for all their pictures. That would get them first place, but if no one else takes a serious run at it, they might decide to split their pics in half and enter each under a separate team name and end up with both first AND second place.

So we've still got more than two weeks left! Don't let one team steal all the glory!

This weekend I will rock out with teh picsnastic. I'll have my whole crew to back me up. It'll be great. GREAT!

TELL THEM TO BRING THEIR A-GAME!

A-GAME WILL BE BROUGHT

Especially with this crew. The second I drop the rules they'll be all over it.

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(Update 3/31 - It was pointed out to me that you can't have your sport shirt on and have a bare chest at the same time. If you want points for both I guess you'll need two people. Or I suppose you could also tie the shirt around your waist, or wear it like a cape or something. Just make sure we can see it's a sports team's shirt.)

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I never thought of that.

YOU'RE BANNED, FOR BEING SMARTER THAN ME!

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gabe_billings wrote:
(Update 3/31 - It was pointed out to me that you can't have your sport shirt on and have a bare chest at the same time. If you want points for both I guess you'll need two people. Or I suppose you could also tie the shirt around your waist, or wear it like a cape or something. Just make sure we can see it's a sports team's shirt.)

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you can just unbutton your shirt and we'll see both. unless you're a woman, in which case you need to get in a bikini and find a tractor

 

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Not everyone has access to the button up style sports shirts.... so I'm calling creative license here.

I'm hoping to start my scavenger huntage this weekend. A friend of mine said she didn't want to wear a bikini til the weather got warm. Hurrah! The weather is warm!*

*Warm is subject to restrictions. Terms and conditions of warmth may change at a moment's notice. May cause anal leakage.

One other thing I thought of... If there are any faces you'd like blurred out to protect the innocent feel free to do it yourself, or ask me to do it. (Don't cover up anything needed for scoring, like the painted face in #10; I can do if afterwards if necessary.)

That reminds me, would a one-piece swimsuit be an acceptable substitute?

I think I could accept that.

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Smurph wrote:
This looks class. Jes, move your ass back over here, we'll feed Fuj vodka and rope him in... come on, hurry up...

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I just did about 10 days ago.  Did you not hear? 

I'm not busy Saturday and have a lot of digital camera space.  Let's go.  

Wohoo! Let's see some action across the pond! Don't let these American bastards kick your ass! Isn't all of England covered in horse statues!

LET'S GET BUSY!

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gabe_billings wrote:

Wohoo! Let's see some action across the pond! Don't let these American bastards kick your ass! Isn't all of England covered in horse statues!

LET'S GET BUSY!

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Smurph, give me or Fuj a ring when you get the chance.

Also I'm sorry for texting "SCUNT!" to you last night at 1:30am, I hope your wife didn't see that, I might not get invited round again if she didn't understand what it meant.