(dad):son would you like to throw the football around?

(son):no,im playing runescape

        2 days later

(dad):now you wanna go to the store with me?

(son):no sorry im playing runescape

(dad):well tell me when your done

couple years later

(dad):you wanna come to the fair with me?

(son):no thank you,i need o get it lvl 126,ive been playing for 4 years,im 16 now,and i need 26 more levels to be the master of runescape.

      20 years later

(dad):its time for you to move out

(son):I cant i never worked in my life

20 years later

(dad):son good bye,its time for me to pass on

(son): *runescape noises*

1 month later

(son):wheres dad

(mom):hes been dead for a month

(son):oh my god........

            IF YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE PLEASE QUIT NOW!!!!YOU COULD END UP A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,OR JUST LIKE THE SON IN THE COMIC!!!

I ADVISE YOU TO QUIT NOW!

I'm gay.

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kaidenrocks wrote:

IF YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE PLEASE QUIT NOW!!!!YOU COULD END UP A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,OR JUST LIKE THE SON IN THE COMIC!!!

I ADVISE YOU TO QUIT NOW!

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What happens if you start playing after you get laid? Does that cause a rip in the space-time continuum?

Holy cow!  That "Runescape" thing sounds almost as bad as using separate mustard and mayonaisse instead of Mustmayostardayonaisse!

whatever fuckstick....

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kaidenrocks wrote:

(dad):son would you like me to fuck you in the ass?

(son):BOY HOWDY WOULD I EVAR!!11!1

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See, at least you TECHNICALLY won't end up as a 40 year old virgin! 

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kaidenrocks wrote:

IF YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE PLEASE QUIT NOW!!!!YOU COULD END UP A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,OR JUST LIKE THE SON IN THE COMIC!!!

I ADVISE YOU TO QUIT NOW!

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What if you were 50 years old and have had many sexual partners in the past? Would you age 10 years and magically become a virgin?

This question has been brought to you by: DARKWIIIING DUUUUCK!

what the hells runescape

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biped wrote:

Holy cow! That "Runescape" thing sounds almost as bad as using separate mustard and mayonaisse instead of Mustmayostardayonaisse!

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Has this actually happened to anyone or is this just a personal expirince of yours, kaiden?

Nah,im not a virgin,and i based it on some kid thats addicted to it,i met him like 5 years ago,so i emailed him and he said im to busy,im playing runescape.Just thought id clear that up,i dont play little pointless games...

This is a drawing of kyle.....

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kaidenrocks wrote:

Nah,im not a virgin,and i based it on some kid thats addicted to it,i met him like 5 years ago,so i emailed him and he said im to busy,im playing runescape.Just thought id clear that up,i dont play little pointless games...

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I think I saw your post on Something Awful's latest Weekend Web.