The people names are just made up....except for kyle,hes just some kid that is lame
(kyle):will you go out with me cindy
(cindy):i would love to
(kyle):sweet
next day
(kyle): hey cindy i found a cool game called runescape,im gonna play it
(cindy):cool,u better have time for me
(kyle):i will
1 week later
(cindy):wanna mack with me kyle?
(kyle):nah..im playing runescape
(cindy):what the
2 days later
(cindy):why havent u called me in 2 days
(kyle):ive been playing runescape
(cindy):runescape is getting in the way of our relationship,start talking to me or we will break up
(kyle):ok ok im sorry
3 days later
(cindy):we havent spoken to 3 days,i want to break up
(kyle):ok,im gonna go play runescape
28 years later,kyle is now 40
(kyles mom):when are you going to move out kyle?
(kyle):um i dont know
(kyles mom):i think you should have a girl freinds.
(kyle):nah
(kyles mom):but ur a 40 year old virgin
(kyle):so what i ahve the computer,all the free porn ever
40 years later,kyle dies a virgin,if you play runescape and you dont want to end up like this guy,QUIT NOW!