The Wrath Of Dong.

It's not quite as big as Spock's but it will do... it...will....do.

Live shlong and prosper.

Don't tell me how to do it...it sickens me.

Can we get some filters in here? All this pink light is making me look gay!

"Seriously...  You want me to read my lines while holding this huge, intergalatic dildo?   Are you nuts, Gene?"

"He-he. Now I've got that big bald guy's dick he'll HAVE to be the reciever this time."

I've got an offering for the green torso woman...

has anyone seen the rest of boorite omg lol

if Jimmy Hendrix knew what they were gonna use it for, he'd never have agreed to it

it looks like a penis.

nuff said.

After a frantic search of his dressing room, one single thought finally dawned on a livid Geoge Takei:  "Shatner."

It's so... so... tantilising!

Spock's suppository has arrived.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

The federations first encounter with the race known as Tribbles resulted in the taking of many trophies , including the only known "Tribblecock"