http://www.thestar.com/article/200265

If some company's product that I bought were named "Mick-Green" I would laugh. Blacks have no sense of humor anymore…

Ever since that whole slavery thing…

You know…

The 400 years of bondage…

The Jews wouldn’t pitch a fit if the Egyptians or Germans made a product that was "Jew-Blue". They’d make a movie out of it and make millions and have the last laugh.

Can’t spike lee just roll a joint over it?

/comics/gabe_billings/389470/

i use nigger brown shoe polish on my nigger leather shoes

I ordered the same sofa in greasy wop-ass olive.

My ass-crack black shoes contrast my baby-shit brown belt quite nicely.

You must have bought that belt from a colorblind store. Baby shit is not brown.

In my little brother's case, it was banana yellow.

my neice's was neon blue with a little blinking sign that said "EAT AT JOE'S"

Well no wonder if she was eating at Joe's.

When I was at German camp (not as bad as it sounds) my team's name was Eat At Joe's. All the other teams would be chanting their team names which were things like Thunderhorse Dragonwolf Warriors and we were yelling "Iß BEI JEO'S!"

No one could figure out who Joe was. We didn't tell them. 

i did a sucky flipbook of it too, but i'm required by law to tell people if i move into their neighborhood

My jock-ginger wardrobe goes quite well with my fenian-pale coffee table and geordie-puke-blue* curtains.

*'aye man con ah hoff worn off thors blew dubble-yew keya dees man?'