wow i don't what to say

Ricky Raccoon saved Betsy Beagle's life by performing the Heimlich maneuver after Betsy started to choke on a hotdog.

Don't be selfish - be like Reacharound Roger!

15... 32... 24... HIKE!!!

No officer, I didn't get a good look at the pervert

Why should this surprise anyone?  88% of all inmates locked up for violent crimes are 'coons.

this is why your dog doesnt sit when you tell him to.

it hurts too much.

SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH:

As you can see, the blind and bewildered racoon has found a mate... Soon, there live and bountiful offspring will too mate in this exact way.