I'm a big fan of bukkake and everything, but this is a little ridiculous.

Got any gum?

Congratulations Mrs Smith it's a bo..gir...human...probably.

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crackpanther wrote:
I'm a big fan of bukkake and everything, but this is a little ridiculous.

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and by "us" i mean me and the baby

Haha where did they take the picture, Adam and Eve? See all those cockrings in the background?

I've tried to fit those things on my cock. They're too thick to work well.

Once again, can I just say how much I love the internet? Before the web, if a person were to ask, "I wonder if someone has taken the time to compare sex toys and baby toys?", it would be almost impossible to find an answer.

But with Google, it's as easy as "sex baby toys".

I scored an 8/15. We've got some of those spoons.  They aren't very satisfying for anal sex, let me tell you.

I scored 3/15. It told me to stay out of the bedroom. And the nursery.

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"But with Google, it's as easy as "sex baby toys"

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i scored 9/15 despite this being the second time i took the test and despite the fact i've had 93% of those things up my ass at one time or another last weekend

IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTTT!

The first time I saw a Tyco 'Bumble Ball' (reminder:  spiky ball that vibrates, and some models even play "Wipeout") I thought -- hey, baby's first vibrator.

What?  This preceded the Nimbus 3000 vibrating broom by years!