Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made.

I sang to an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want

i got kicked in the head backstage at the stone pony

I danced with my science teacher because that's how I roll.

I loved Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I kicked a gangster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I voted Perot because I care about the economy.

i danced with a noodle cause i hate myself but i m wearing a chuck norris shirt

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k180/matclarke/0317071935.png

I had lunch with my neighbor because I hate my family.

I had lunch with my neighbor because I'm cool like that

I dry humped a llama because I'm cool like that.

Also, could you post your mother's maiden name, your social security number and your bank account (with routing number).

Thanks!

I smoked a monster because that's how I roll.

I had a wardrobe change a few minutes ago, so here's both:

I choked on my neighbor because that's how I roll.

I choked on my neighbor because the voices told me to.

I choked on a llama because that's how I roll.

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gabe_billings wrote:

Also, could you post your mother's maiden name, your social security number and your bank account (with routing number).

 

Thanks!

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That would really be swell, since I already got June 25 from here:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=240893&page=2

Shit! I'm screwed!

Dammit, now I apparently dry humped a llama because I was drunk. I gotta lay off the Listerine.

I dry humped a llama because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I smoked a spoon because the voices told me to.

Well, actually, there's only one voice in my head, and it is my own, and I've never smoked a spoon, although I did once smoke instant coffee powder which could technically be place on a spoon...

I choked on my cell phone because I can't control myself

figures

I murdered my science teacher because I can't control myself

i dont even own a science teacher

I had lunch with my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I sang to a banana because I hate myself.

I've been waiting for a few days for a better reason, but I just have too many green shirts.

I did the Macarena with a noodle because I was drunk.

Afro Man did it because he was high.

I did the macerena with a goat cos im sexy and i do what i want