http://www.arcofdescent.org/scpuritytest/allscores.php

He's still lurking... watching... waiting.

Holy Jesus he scored a 2.

2/8/07... Was he banned then?

Very much so.

I miss sebra. He was fun.

But, I guess if you get banned from SC once, you're banned from SC for life. No coming back under a pseudonym. Ever.

That sounded like sarcasm.

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ivytheplant wrote:
But, I guess if you get banned from SC once, you're banned from SC for life. No coming back under a pseudonym. Ever.

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Ain't that the truth.

What if Sebra is one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus,

Trying to make his way home...

He could be anyone. The guy has been trolling the net since times imemorial.

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LuckyGuess wrote:
He could be anyone. The guy has been trolling the net since times imemorial.

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Even before. Al Gore invented the Internet to get rid of sebra. The bastard.

I'm confused. Which regular user was Sebra an alter ego of?

sebra isn't an alt. The good folks over at flame warriors, along with my own efforts (google), have found him in a ton of different trollable locations. The guy is a troll genius.

I was just contacted by the Sebra legal department who has ordered a cease and desist of the name 'Sebra'. They would like to say this about their business:

SEBRA is a world leader in producing precision instruments for blood banks, catheter manufacturers, biotechnology companies and medical device manufacturers that improve product quality, process reliability and production output. It has earned this strong position by providing customers with innovative, dependable products and the highest level of technical and customer service.

Sebra's a catheter?

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Sebra's a catheter?

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omfg wangs

omfg dongs

Ha ha, it looks like a Chinese phone book.

Someone named Sebra logged in IRC last night, slapped chanserv and then left. I don't know if it was the real one, but his IP was 67.172.83.60, which is apparently in Michigan somewhere.

sebra's IP was revealed to be Michigan back was he was still around here so... It could be the real one.

hey guys i have tried to come back to this website every day since i got banned

Here's a tip. When a user is "banned," it means nobody actually wants you here anymore. Please go away.

Sincerely,

Not The Management.

I think since we let other users who were banned back into SC, we should let all of them back. Especially sebra. He was fun.

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sebra wrote:
hey guys i have tried to come back to this website every day since i got banned

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omfg wangs

He gave me an excuse to be stupid. Now I am just stupid without an excuse.

I actually like Sebra. And since I associate him with the 'old' Boorite, I want him back. Because lately Boorite's been like the friend you used to go out and beat up homeless people with - turned - now he works at a bank and is getting his life together. No disrespect, but that DeNiro picture/story thread still neds to be finished, and I'm pissed at you for not doing so. (iknowihardlyevenknowyouandweveonlytalkedovertheinternetandthisprobablyseemscreppysorryagain)

But boorite isn't sebra...so how does sebra coming back fix all this?

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He gave me an excuse to be stupid. Now I am just stupid without an excuse

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Perhaps I should have just quoted this in the first place.

/comics/boloboffin/395500/

Am I allowed to mention boinky in this conversation or is that a bit of a faux pas?

More of a pho paw.

(That's when you find a cat's foot in your Vietnamese noodle soup.)

Or a foe pa.

(When you have a fight with your dad.)

or a poe flaw, which of course

or a po scooter:

I think sebra is currently posting as "BriD" in the Off-Topic forum at rateyourmusic.com.

Either that, or all of these guys who enjoy trolling as semi-illiterate doofuses tend to sound alike.

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BigFrank105 wrote:
Am I allowed to mention boinky in this conversation or is that a bit of a faux pas?

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I'm pretty sure involving yourself with Boinky in anyway gets you banned.

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lildeucecoup wrote:

I'm pretty sure involving yourself with Boinky in anyway gets you banned.

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That would be stupid. Boinky and Chubby both got banned for a flame war, after which they got over it and switched to Gnomz where they currently get along (as far as I can tell at any rate).

I think he was being sarcastic.

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LuckyGuess wrote:
I think he was being sarcastic.

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Probably. I had a tooth ripped and I'm somewhat medicated right now.

i will fihgt u sebra i know kung fu

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crackpanther wrote:
I actually like Sebra. And since I associate him with the 'old' Boorite, I want him back. Because lately Boorite's been like the friend you used to go out and beat up homeless people with - turned - now he works at a bank and is getting his life together.

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I like imagining myself as a Bank Captain or whatever they're called.

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I could not possibly be offended. I just wanted to point out that I know some French, and I think I've demonstrated that to everyone's satisfaction. Thanks for your expression of enjoyment of my creative output. I've been meaning to output more of it and now maybe I will. BTW, did you know that Sebra has been to space?

Ever since they changed the formula, I find that boorite doesn't get my whites as white as they used to be. Or my colors as vibrant.

That's not a racial thing, mind you. It's a laundry thing.

I recommend this:

This one time I saw a boorite, but then it died.

I thought some people were saying "boorite" once, but it turned out they were really saying "boo-urns."

I thought I heard ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone.

I like the old boorite, the new boorite and any boorite that falls in between. Especially the boorite that would saw off your thumbs for snoring too loud.