In honor of the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie coming out today, make the funny with this new character:

Series? Fine.
Limit to strips in series? 5.
Photoshop? Why not.
Old comics? If you've done a comic with this character, go ahead and bring it.
Toilet paper? Only use one square. wipe, fold, wipe again. Repeat if necessary.
Doing something to somebody? Make sure it's something you wouldn't mind them doing to you.
In the mood to learn something? Notice how well manrape fits into the Golden Rule.
Paper or plastic? Bring your own bags.
Okay, that's enough rules. Begin.