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if seeing the new fad in hood ornaments among the insanely rich bothers you, you REALLY don't want to know what the truck's tires were made from

Some people will do anything to use handicapped parking

What are ya deaf too? I said I wanted a truck with a quad cab!! 

That new transformers movie looks pretty awful

"Well," he thought, "If being hit by a truck can cripple him, maybe being hit by another truck will uncripple him!"

"GO AROUND, GODDAMMIT!!"

"Got 'im!  I thought I'd never get to 250!"

Stop me if you've heard this one! How many 'tards does it take to change a headlight? ONE! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

Sure, it looks silly, but it sure as hell keeps the bugs off your grill.

Special mention in the tractor pull event goes to...