jason andors

heard of him???

hes my cousin...

hes a famous comedian

hes been on comedy central, hbo, bet comic view...

be jealous

hugh jackman

heard of him???

hes my cousin...

hes a famous actor

hes been on x-men, swordfish, van helsing...

be jealous

thom yorke

heard of him???

hes my cousin...

hes a famous singer

hes been on tour, bjork, my dick...

be jealous

anderson cooper

ever heard of him???

he's a famous news anchor

he's been on cnn, live with regis and kelly, ryan seacrest

be jealous...

Roger Tingler

heard of him???

it's a name I just made up

if you know a guy named that, it's purely a coincidence...

be jealous

herpes

ever hear of it?

i've had it since 1997

that's the last time I sleep with a dollar whore in fresno

be jealous

Big Frank.

Ever hear of him?

He was my first trick, right after my male-to-female surgery in Fresno in 1997. I had to turn tricks at the bus station to pay for my surgery. They always say your first is magical. I left him with the only present I could give.

Be jealous.

pussy

ever hear of it?

i got it this morning

be jealous

Hugh Jackman?

Isn't he in that new CBS show about Laughlin, NV.

Yikes.

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zero wing

what you say??

all your base...

are belong to us

you have no chance, to survive, make your time...

move zig

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UnknownEric wrote:

pussy

 

ever hear of it?

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no :(

I have no clue what's going on.

I'm jealous.

bill maher

heard of him?

he is famous talk show host

he say:

hair not talking to mustache

don't be jealous

jason anders gives great head

william the silent

heard of him???

hes my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather...

hes a famous prince

hes been in parma, holland, delft...

be jealous

lenny bruce

heard of him???

he was my sister's ex-husband's cousin

he was a famous comedian

hes been on the tonight show and was played by dustin hoffman...

be jealous

my penis

heard of it???

it's in your mother's mouth

your mother's infamous mouth

it's also been in her butt and minge and was played with by your sister...

be jealous

im in danny rhymez and mattyb, we suck

holy shit i seriously didnt mean to start this

poopie

ever heard of it?

it comes out my butt

and on to your chest

while you sleep

be careful

dont roll over

is jason andors that guy with cerebal palsy that jokes about having a serious illness?

huh?

no

but that would be funny,

gotta love em, those little dee dee dees