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AngryAmerican
June 11, 2007 2:33 AM

take that christian!

i beleive in pit bulls, hand guns and the death penalty!

i want welfare thourough;y reticted and benies rethought.

if you dont want your kid -abort the damn thing and keep,it from being an ogre that society will have to deal with later.

drink, but with control you stupid bitch. i am starting to hate all drunk people which has unthinkable ramifacations for me.

kill someone who misreoresents what he/she stands for. its the only way to promote sincerity

burn a church near you-it keeps them honest

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ivytheplant
June 11, 2007 4:47 AM

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Zaster
June 11, 2007 5:34 AM

quote:
if you dont want your kid -abort the damn thing and keep,it from being an ogre that society will have to deal with later.

drink, but with control you stupid bitch...

kill someone who misreoresents what he/she stands for. its the only way to promote sincerity



This reads like the worst translation of the Tao Te Ching ever.

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AngryAmerican
June 11, 2007 1:03 PM

i dont even remember posting this.

allll riiiight! my first blackout in months!

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Cupcakes
June 11, 2007 1:35 PM

I don't even remember joining this site.

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mandingo
June 11, 2007 3:23 PM

quote:
i beleive in pit bulls, hand guns and the death penalty....
and twins!

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ivytheplant
June 11, 2007 4:14 PM

Wouldn't that be quadruplets?

Oh, you mean the girls, not the girls.

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mandingo
June 11, 2007 4:21 PM

quote:

ivytheplant wrote:

Wouldn't that be quadruplets?

Oh, you mean the girls, not the girls.


i think the correct pc term for a woman's breasts is mushroom, MUSHROOM

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User #52448
June 11, 2007 5:01 PM

i want a soapy tit wank

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UnknownEric
June 12, 2007 5:49 AM

What is the cultural meaning of coming in a girl's mouth
Do I wish to feed her, or fill her mouth with filth
Is it just a test to see if she accepts my messiest mess?
Or simply to paint a funny milk mustache across her face
Or is there in this thrilling ritual something messianic
Some sort of baptism by sperm
Like my cock is John the Baptist saying
"One day someone greater than me shall come"
Or some Moses who leads an entire nation across her tongue to liberation?
Yes, that must be it
Why else fill a girl's mouth saltily full
with a fluid the consistency of honey...
tapioca...
and motor oil.

- Momus

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boorite
June 14, 2007 12:21 PM

quote:

AngryAmerican wrote:

drink, but with control you stupid bitch.


I CAN'T, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER!!!

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boorite
June 15, 2007 1:57 PM

I called AngryAmerican a cocksucker and didn't have to get out of my chair and run away. Thanks, internet!

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mandingo
June 15, 2007 4:52 PM

quote:

boorite wrote:
I called AngryAmerican a cocksucker and didn't have to get out of my chair and run away. Thanks, internet!
let's celebrate! *pours you a finger* (all the cool kids are doing it)

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AngryAmerican
June 16, 2007 1:56 AM

oooooh! you rapscallion! if only you were here i'd.....

i don't know....buy you a drink.....bludgeon you....attempt to have sex with your wife....call you Ishmael....

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ArtemisStrong
June 16, 2007 8:48 AM

... rape my own anus... induce vomitting... try my new underwear on... defragment the hard drive... slip on a banana peel... smoke out a nest of rats... haggle for a lower mortgage rate... fire my children's nanny... dedicate my novel to "Harvey Dent"... urinate on corporate art...

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AngryAmerican
June 16, 2007 11:00 AM

that sounds like my yesterday.

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Zaster
June 23, 2007 4:36 AM

yes but statements about infinite energy to achieve the speed of light are limiting arguments only the proper meaning is for any amount of energy the object is always slower than the speed of light if the energy is increased the speed is increased but the speed as function of energy when energy grows wihtout bound approaches the speed of light asymptotically so with more and more energy you can achieve any speed slower than light but can never achieve speed of light itself

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mandingo
June 23, 2007 4:52 AM

except for tachyons, which science will discover once they get around to checking my back pocket

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ivytheplant
June 23, 2007 3:33 PM

All I ever found in there was something that looked like aerosol cheese.

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mandingo
June 24, 2007 4:13 AM

you say tomato...

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boorite
June 25, 2007 10:31 AM

String cheese theory.

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mandingo
June 25, 2007 7:38 PM

i usually need some of that theory after i've studied the Big Bong theory

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AngryAmerican
June 26, 2007 12:44 AM

i like weed too.

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