Then the evil witch, angry at being tricked, waved her magic wand and turned Rick James into a donkey.

Everyone tried to tell Christina Aguilera that her tits looked fake, but she wouldn't believe them.

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Jose: I'll take the hottie in the pink.

Miguel: That looks more like red.

Jose: Nope, it's pink, and it's mine.

Miguel: Fine, but I'm taking the one in red.

Jose: Wait. Red like I thought it was, or red like you though it was.

Miguel: Jesus you're a loser. Fuck that goat for all I care.

Jose: What goat?

Jerry Falwell soon discovered that karma is a bitch.

If you're in Tijuana and you're only willing to spend $5.00 on a hooker, you pretty much get what you deserve.

SPANKLING!

That puts a whole new perspective on "And behold Jesus the king of kings road an ass into Jerusalem."

after this last stunt, little Miguel's parents finally relented, realizing maybe he really did need a little brother or sister

its an unfortunate fact that cut rate plastic surgeons in mexico practice breast implants on the sides of donkeys. sickening really...

Tammy Faye Baker never traveled to South America without her body double.

Dad?

I'd hit it.

I think I met her once in a nightclub in Dagenham.