Sadly, Burt Happycat's shocking deformity and severe learning disability destroyed his political ambitions, fueling a fatal descent into the world of drug addiction and extreme testicle torture.

will he return mah bukket?

The outrage over Happy's catnip possession charge from his college years was apparently not enough to keep him from being re-elected.

NEDM

i'm going to the catbox... then i'm going over in that corner and lick my balls... then i'm going to fall asleep in the sunlight upside down... then i'm going to washington d.c. to take back the white houseYEEEEEAAAAARGH... ... ... ... ...sorry. hairball.

Bill Clinton was already president, he can't run again!

Proving once again that all American politicians are PUSSIES!

we're going to invade iraq and steal all their balls of wool!

His leading rival:

Senator Happycat avoids mudslinging tactics used by his opponents, stating to the press "It's easy to wash off but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth."

"And as my running mate... the future vice president of Teh Untied Stayts:  MONORAIL CAT!"

I have a disturbing feeling he'd name Ceiling Cat head of Homeland Security.

Ceiling Cat is watching your splinter cell.

*goes into the voting booth and chooses cat* Thats right candidates. A cat is betta than you. He'll even keep the country free of Mice and Rats!

"I promise every one of u can has cheezburger. look at me. i can has cheezburger. you can has cheezburger too. lol."

Actually, this is the kind of intellectual intelligence we need running this country.

Kind of a step up from Spoonerisms and "stay the course" - a lolcat like HappyCat is more likely to just want cheezburgr and not federal trade defecit (LOL WHUT?).

"The war in Iraq? Do not want. DO... NOT... WANT!"

*cheers*