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maxyaxey
July 5, 2007 11:27 AM

people here is my favroute comic character filler bunnny so also i like spider-man and marvel

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little_kitty
July 5, 2007 11:41 AM

Your spelling is my favourite character. Seriously. It makes me laugh.

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ftc
July 5, 2007 7:21 PM

Marvel is a cool character, alright.

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Zaster
July 6, 2007 5:40 AM

That's Captain Marvel to you, citizen!

And stop staring at my junk.

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HCRoyall
July 6, 2007 10:21 AM

Captain Marvel looks like he has a ginormous cameltoe.

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matclarke
July 6, 2007 10:24 AM

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biped
July 6, 2007 12:28 PM

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little_kitty
July 6, 2007 9:58 PM

quote:

Zaster wrote:
That's Captain Marvel to you, citizen! And stop staring at my junk.

Crap. Of course, as soon as you mentioned that, the only place I could look WAS the junk.

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ivytheplant
July 7, 2007 2:03 PM

I have a Ross Justice League poster somewhere. When it was hanging in my old apartment, Superman's junk was right at eye level when I was sitting at my desk. It was pretty distracting at first, but eventually I learned to ignore it.

You can't tell in the picture, but Black Canary has a bigger crotch bulge than Aquaman. Which is probably why he's grabbing it.

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AngryAmerican
July 8, 2007 3:20 AM

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jes_lawson
July 8, 2007 6:56 AM

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The_young_scot
July 8, 2007 7:14 AM

MATTER EATER LAD!!!

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biped
July 8, 2007 11:53 AM

Yes!  Truly one of the most bizarre and grotesque superheroes of all time.

I'll bet he took some mind-boggling dumps.

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mandingo
July 8, 2007 12:05 PM

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BigFrank105
July 8, 2007 5:55 PM

Chicken Dick Lad! My favorite boyhood hero! Oh I remember how he could thwart crime with his dick of cold pre-cooked chicken.

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RedfeatheR
July 8, 2007 6:00 PM

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BigFrank105 wrote:
Chicken Dick Lad! My favorite boyhood hero! Oh I remember how he could thwart crime with his dick of cold pre-cooked chicken.

Don't you mean precocked?

-- red

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ivytheplant
July 10, 2007 5:41 PM

Sexists.

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biped
July 11, 2007 12:51 AM

I agree.  Those characters are sexists.

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Humpenstein
July 11, 2007 9:57 AM

 

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UnknownEric
July 11, 2007 10:10 AM

Mary Marvel is the hottzors.  I'd like to take her virginity in the parking lot of a 7-11.

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Rabid_Weasle
July 11, 2007 4:11 PM

If there was a female superhero with Wolverine-like healing abilities, would that mean that her hymen would repair itself thus making her a virgin every time you fuck her?

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RedfeatheR
July 11, 2007 4:55 PM

Yes (said emphasizing the "y", but not drawing it out)

 

-- red

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ivytheplant
July 11, 2007 11:43 PM

Sigh, what is wrong with you people? Unless she's had healing powers since birth, her hymen wouldn't rip and heal every time because most likely it had already been ripped during the onset of menustration, inserting a tampon, or pretty much any rough activity (soccer, gymnastics, a bumpy road, etc) prior to her healing abilities asserting themselves.

A broken hymen is not an indication of virginity anyway. That's why so many medieval and renaissance parents splashed animal blood on the wedding night sheets to hang outside as a display of their daughter's purity. They just thought the girl was a slut. Whether or not she was, they didn't know any better. Modern science does. In fact, it's known this since at least the 40's, if not longer.

I know there's a loser who's hot on the girl from Heroes for this same reason, but all the masturbating to cheerleaders in the world won't make it true.

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RedfeatheR
July 12, 2007 12:35 AM

quote:

ivytheplant wrote:

Sigh, what is wrong with you people? Unless she's had healing powers since birth, her hymen wouldn't rip and heal every time because most likely it had already been ripped during the onset of menustration, inserting a tampon, or pretty much any rough activity (soccer, gymnastics, a bumpy road, etc) prior to her healing abilities asserting themselves.

A broken hymen is not an indication of virginity anyway. That's why so many medieval and renaissance parents splashed animal blood on the wedding night sheets to hang outside as a display of their daughter's purity. They just thought the girl was a slut. Whether or not she was, they didn't know any better. Modern science does. In fact, it's known this since at least the 40's, if not longer.

I know there's a loser who's hot on the girl from Heroes for this same reason, but all the masturbating to cheerleaders in the world won't make it true.


 

Ivy is right. Sults and Elasti-hymen brods got feelings too.

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mandingo
July 12, 2007 2:15 PM

quote:

ivytheplant wrote:
A broken hymen is not an indication of virginity anyway.
i think we can all agree on this

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RedfeatheR wrote:
Ivy is right. Sults and Elasti-hymen brods got feelings too.


elasti-hymen brod is my favorite superhymen superhero

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biped
July 12, 2007 3:28 PM

Elasti-Hymen Brod was my favorite Broderick Crawford action figure when "Highway Patrol" was still on the air.

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mandingo
July 12, 2007 4:13 PM

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biped wrote:
Elasti-Hymen Brod was my favorite Broderick Crawford action figure when "Highway Patrol" was still on the air.
Elasti-Hymen Mark was my favorite when Highway to Heaven was

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ivytheplant
July 12, 2007 5:34 PM

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RedfeatheR wrote:
Ivy is right. Sults and Elasti-hymen brods got feelings too.

But are they cheerleaders?

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