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Injokester
July 6, 2007 11:28 PM

So here's how it works:

To put a comic in your post, copy all the text from the address bar (in your browser) into your post AND LEAVE IT ALONE. Put it on a separate line if you have to. The site does the rest.

There's a maximum of 5 comics allowed per post. If you want more than that you'll need to post them 5 at a time. Better yet, just post your THREE BEST COMICS- this way people are more likely to read them, and when they do they'll be reading your best work.

If you want to add an image, click the little button that looks like a tree and enter the link into the 'Image URL' field. Leave everything else alone.

Preview your post and LOOK AT IT. Literally, move your damn eyeballs so you can see what your post will look like before you submit it. Does it look right? If not then FIX IT BEFORE POSTING. If your comics don't show up there, they're not going to.

Start over if you have to.

Other tips for noobs:

Don't make multiple topics to spam your comics in the first week- reply to your first topic instead. Most regulars won't even look at you until you've been around for at least 6 months, so deal with it.

Spell you little bastards. Mistakes should be rare, and if you're not trying to avoid them you're a moron. NEVER use "leet speak" or any form of internet slang. Ever.

 

Tips for getting the respect of the community:

  • Read the work of people who have 4 and 5 stars, and familiarise yourself with the format strips should be in.
  • Use the correct spelling and grammar at all times.
  • Don't get too wordy- less text is easier to read.
  • Don't use the narration box. Ever.
  • NEVER use so much text that the background "loops".
  • Avoid redundant statements.
  • ALWAYS put a punchline in your comics.
  • If you can't think of a punchline then don't make the comic.
  • Don't make "action" comics. There just isn't enough art available for this to work. Stick to "funny".
  • Don't use 6 different characters and 3 backgrounds in a comic. Use the same panel 3 times.
  • Don't rush out and make as many comics as you can- people just don't care how many comics you have. Quality over quantity.
  • MAKE AN EFFORT- if you don't at least try to follow these simple rules then don't be surprised if you get ignored or possibly flamed until you leave.

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choadwarrior
July 7, 2007 2:45 PM

Brad, please put a stick pin on this thread.

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faggot
July 7, 2007 6:56 PM

quote:

Injokester wrote:
Spell you little bastards. Mistakes should be rare, and if you're not trying to avoid them you're a moron. NEVER use "leet speak" or any form of internet slang. Ever.

 

I've been here for about 2 days, but can I just say that if you use the word "teh", I will look up your IP, use it to find where you live, fly there, and rip your balls off.

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boloboffin
July 7, 2007 10:38 PM

quote:

choadwarrior wrote:
Brad, please put a stick pin on this thread.

Is this a vote? Can we vote on this? I second this proposal.

 

(PS - If you really are funny, you can break almost every "tips for getting the respect of the community" Injokester so eloquently laid out. You will never find an more supportive and respectful community for funny.

But you better be really funny. Best not to chance it.)

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niteowl
July 7, 2007 11:36 PM

quote:

Injokester wrote:

Most regulars won't even look at you until you've been around for at least 6 months, so deal with it.


That's not true. I look at 'em. Then I let out a hearty and sinister laugh. Then I make googly eyes and stick my tongue out, just to throw them off. If that doesn't get their attention, the donkey punch usually does.

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niteowl
July 7, 2007 11:37 PM

P.S. Jesus is just alright with this thread.

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gabe_billings
July 8, 2007 8:21 AM

That was teh awesome.

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July 8, 2007 9:38 AM

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faggot
July 8, 2007 2:39 PM

remember kids, intentional misspellings are FUNNY and COOL

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Injokester
August 3, 2007 8:44 PM

Bump

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boorite
August 3, 2007 9:12 PM

You forgot one:

  • Put your dick in the toaster and push the lever down.

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Injokester
November 11, 2007 6:09 PM

bump

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not_Scyess
November 11, 2007 9:29 PM

Also:

  • Spend $400,000 on a Waterford crystal chandelier, put it in a huge burlap sack, back over it several hundred times in a Hummer, then eat it.

 

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Injokester
January 15, 2008 8:14 PM

bump

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ZMannZilla
January 15, 2008 8:45 PM

And Don't Forget:

  • If you're hurting for a punchline, there's always "Ha ha, you suck, Gene." This has been scientifically proven 249% funnier than "TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!"

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ZMannZilla
January 15, 2008 8:50 PM

Seriously, Injokester, it's been 4 months since my last Lindströming... Why you gotta be so cruel???

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Injokester
January 16, 2008 2:38 PM

Actually I killed Gene off.

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ZMannZilla
January 16, 2008 4:12 PM

quote:

Injokester wrote:

Actually I killed Gene off.


This isn't the first time Gene's been dead though... He can come back:

/comics/Injokester/295693/

Admit it, you just want to see me beg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*begs*

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Injokester
January 22, 2008 10:24 PM

Maybe. I'll see how I go in a few months when my current batch of premades run out.

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Injokester
April 1, 2008 7:21 AM

I've just done a guide on how to save, print and host comics from SC which is available here.

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twreks1989
April 1, 2008 10:24 PM

Also:

Noobies go to a mexican bakery and....... shit i'm a noob (tear)

 It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life... for us, Instead of treated we get flamed, instead of being awesome We Are Lame, It's a hard knock life.

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TheGovernor
April 24, 2008 12:25 PM

*bump*

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Injokester
February 23, 2009 7:47 PM

bump

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biped
February 23, 2009 7:58 PM

bimp

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Injokester
April 26, 2009 7:51 PM

bump

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Aylear
April 27, 2009 2:42 AM

  • Don't get too wordy- less text is easier to read.
Whoops.

  • NEVER use so much text that the background "loops".
Whoops.

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Hari_Nezumi
April 27, 2009 6:55 AM

quote:

Injokester wrote:
  • Don't use the narration box. Ever.


 /comics/Hari_Nezumi/285931/

 

>:[

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LittleRocker
April 27, 2009 4:46 PM

quote:

Injokester wrote:

 

  • Don't use the narration box. Ever.


/comics/LittleRocker/461943/

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Injokester
August 9, 2009 5:27 PM

Bump.

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FactoryRejects
August 11, 2009 4:50 AM

/comics/FactoryRejects/420670/

/comics/FactoryRejects/470570/

/comics/FactoryRejects/469942/

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AngryAmerican
August 11, 2009 11:06 AM

The last one was fucking excellent.

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Injokester
August 11, 2009 3:52 PM

I agree with AngryAmerican there :)

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FactoryRejects
August 11, 2009 5:43 PM

Thanks!  You know, it's occurred to me that the narration box might be a little less horrendous if it wasn't some sort of eye-melting neon piss-yellow color.  Not sure what would be better, though.  Fuschia?  Taupe?  ...Somebody else decide.

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TheGovernor
October 10, 2009 1:44 AM

bump

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Injokester
April 15, 2010 4:11 PM

Belated bump

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Injokester
May 24, 2010 4:47 PM

Exit bump.

 

This week I am being forced to move to a shitty desk off to the side of a call centre floor from my cushy office in our IT department, because the guy my manager reports to wants us closer to him. Gotta love a guy that demoralises an entire team of people for his own convenience since he's too lazy to check in on us once in a while. But y'know, writing complicated computer code should be a lot easier with 130 people yelling all around me, right?

 

Best of all my screen will be right outside the window to his cushy office, so no more SC for me :(

 

Later y'all, be back when I figure out a way to cheat the system :)

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evil_d
May 25, 2010 6:50 AM

Damn the man.  Come visit us on the weekend sometimes.

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NooniePuuBunny
May 28, 2010 10:34 AM

quote:

Injokester wrote:

Exit bump.

 

This week I am being forced to move to a shitty desk off to the side of a call centre floor from my cushy office in our IT department, because the guy my manager reports to wants us closer to him. Gotta love a guy that demoralises an entire team of people for his own convenience since he's too lazy to check in on us once in a while. But y'know, writing complicated computer code should be a lot easier with 130 people yelling all around me, right?

 

Best of all my screen will be right outside the window to his cushy office, so no more SC for me :(

 

Later y'all, be back when I figure out a way to cheat the system :)


Fuck.

 

You want I should bump this for you while you are indisposed, boss?

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ZMannZilla
July 6, 2010 10:22 PM

Civic duty bump.

Also, I love how this important thread has also become an unofficial proof that there are exceptions to the "No text box" rule. 

"The greatest American short story writer of my generation was Flannery O’Connor (1925-1964). She broke practically every one of my rules but the first. Great writers tend to do that." - Kurt Vonnegut, from Bagombo Snuff Box

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TheGovernor
September 27, 2010 4:44 AM

Bad-a-Bump

 

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." - Confucius

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Injokester
January 21, 2011 12:10 AM

I can't beat the freakin' system :(

 

Never thought it would happen but it did. So I've told my boss I'm leaving, and once I save up the scratch I'm off to the mainland.

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Injokester
March 27, 2012 5:33 AM

Currently living on the mainland earning way more than I used to, lost 30kg, don't have to put up with the stress of my old job, found time to write a novel and life is freakin' great now so my old boss can go fuck himself bump :)

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ragu4u
March 27, 2012 11:16 AM

Mi spelink is elways prefect!

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ZMannZilla
March 27, 2012 2:24 PM

quote:

ragu4u wrote:

Mi spelink is elways prefect!


"Grovey!" -edongydong

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Injokester
April 28, 2014 10:10 PM

Bump, I'd also like to point out to newbies that the community isn't as active as it used to be so please don't be put off if you don't get noticed.

Personally I'm away for long spells, tend to glance over the work of donors I haven't seen before if they've got a comic on the homepage when I look, and otherwise only drop by this forum a couple times a year. I bet I'm missing a ton of great stuff, but things to do y'know :)

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Injokester
August 15, 2014 6:47 PM

Bump

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ZMannZilla
November 3, 2015 8:56 AM

Seems as good a time as any for a bump.

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Injokester
April 28, 2016 10:13 PM

quote:

Injokester wrote:

This week I am being forced to move to a shitty desk off to the side of a call centre floor from my cushy office in our IT department, because the guy my manager reports to wants us closer to him. Gotta love a guy that demoralises an entire team of people for his own convenience since he's too lazy to check in on us once in a while. But y'know, writing complicated computer code should be a lot easier with 130 people yelling all around me, right?

Best of all my screen will be right outside the window to his cushy office, so no more SC for me :(

Later y'all, be back when I figure out a way to cheat the system :)


So this one worked out - everyone else ended up getting jack of it before I did, and the entire team left. Turned out the big boss didn't like me very much - he thought I was arrogant. Turned out there was a very valid basis for it, and once I left they got a bit of a rude awakening. Turned out the even bigger bosses weren't too impressed when the fires I wasn't there to put out were left unchecked. Boss man don't work there no more. Boss man got...

Bumped.

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zeke1109
July 1, 2016 9:50 AM

Great advice injokester! Just put my first one out. Going to wait a while before my next one.

zeke1109

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Injokester
October 4, 2016 10:21 PM

So now my life's in the toilet, yay for that. Lost my job, my mind, and my will to live. Oddly it's given me a bit of a break from it all, and I've pieced enough of my head back together to find a little bit of my funny, so that's something. Been doing another purge, and George'd an oldie;

/comics/Injokester/343051/

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