Brits would win because of their superior skill in the manly art of fisticuffs.

No contest. Packs of irate British soccer fans have left entire columns of tanks in flaming wreckage.

I dunno, I think Italy could give them a run for their money.

And don't forget those weird country folk, pitchforks at the ready they take down a tank in no time.

Well, with the Scottish on their side, there's no way the tanks could win.

I say, good show!

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