Charlie Brown finally shows Linus what he thinks of that fucking blanket.

"Do I make you hahhhhny, baby?"

Austin Powers knew right then that not only was his son following in his footsteps, but also that he shouldn't have gotten so drunk that he boned Mini-Me in the first place.

for Jhyrb: finally there's proof that there are aliens in area 51!

You know the Pixies reunion has gone on too long when Black Francis starts imitating the Chili Peppers.

Meet Mr. September from the Donut Appreciation Society's '07 calendar.

Security restrictions at Area 51 severely limit the selection of entertainers.

He only needs to lose twenty more pounds to start seeing his pecker again

Yes being born deformed was a pain, but having your ass in front has it's advantages ..."mmMMM that's a clean wipe"

I saw the warning sign at the last minute
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel!
It was too late... she'd already been incensed.