rabid's starting to troll my comics and flame me in the comic comments (check out my comic Ivy's greatest wish and worst nightmare in one panel), so now everything comes here. this post is my response to multiple unsolicited pm's from him.
the next post are all of those pm's from rabid as well as mine back, all in chronological order
the other post are my and chicka's pm's in chronological order. these were already posted in the Announcements thread, but i post them here for completeness and because if i post them there, ivy and mandingo will assrape me with a plunger.
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
CHICKA WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT THE LAST POP TART, I FUCKING CALLED IT. YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH!
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redfeather wrote:
DONT TALK TO THAT BITCH LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING FIEND!! ILL RAPE YOUR CLOSED MOUTH YOU CUNT-ROT!!!
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! WE USED TO BE FRIENDS BUT FRIENDS DON'T EAT POP TARTS THAT AREN'T THERES! YOU FUCKING SHIT SMELLING FUCKY FUCK!
Then chicka the cockcunt chimed in, or didn’t. it doesn’t matter
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redfeather wrote:
NAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! FUCK THAT! YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG! YOUR PREFERENCES IN TASTE ARE WRONG TOO! YOUR THOUGHTS CANT BE DIFFERENT THAN MINE!!!
AND YOU CHICKA! YOU NEED TO NOT BE SO GIRL! A GIRL WHO'S A STUPID! AND A BITCH!! EATING A MANS POP-TARTS IS A RAPEWORTHY OFFENSE! DONT FUCK AROUND WHENE CHILDREN ARE INVOLVED
I SEE THAT IT ALMOST 3! BOTH OF YOU ARE CUNTS! THATS WHAT THE REAL TIME IS
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS YOU WHORES
i wasn't calling her a whore. (not that the word "whore" has any inherent negative connotation to a moral relativist. "there's no universal good and bad. everything's contextual to purpose, desire, and personal principle." that ring a bell?) i was hoping for an explanation, whatever it was, so i could stop being put in a pickle by a friend who was making me feel awkward in a situation where a friend was saying something that contradicted what she'd told me. i was looking for more information. she could have said "yeah, i did that but i feel bad about eating the pop tart now. i'd rather not bring up that fact though" or "i did it but don't do it anymore. i'm embarrassed by the fact so let's not bring it up" and that would have been the end of it. if, however, she'd said "yeah i still eat pop tarts but it's just to counteract you" or "yeah i still eat a tart, but that has nothing to do with my motivation here.
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
FUCK YOU FEATHER STOP BEING A FUCK!
not out of the clear blue sky as the following already showed:
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<strong> attitudechicka</strong> wrote:
SHUT UP RED, YOU KNOW YOU ATE THAT POP TART. I WAS JUST TAKING THE BLAME FOR YOU. NOW YOU WANT TO CALL ME OUT IN THIS FUCKING THREAD?
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
BY THE WAY I WAS REFERING TO THAT FUCKFACE CHICKA AND FEATHER! FUUUUUCK!
if they knew i was a moral relativist and wasn't attacking her, both of those would be true. however, here it's more like a faulty assumption. she assumed i was making it personal and was attacking her. (the same mistake you're making, by the way, though you've added a couple more to the mix because of your small man complex and your need to be right, both of which i'll address shortly.) it was a faulty assumption with evidence to the contrary though with my continually repeating "please don't think i'm attacking you" and "i'm sorry you felt attacked. it's really not like that." but her emotions and personal failings made her ignore the evidence that she was making a faulty assumption, as yours now are also. of course, i shouldn't have brought it up in the first place, but once i did, the blame falls squarely on both of your shoulders.
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redfeather wrote:
YOU WANT YOUR POP TART!!?!! ILL FUCKING GIVE YOU YOUR FUCKING POP TART quote]
I then posted a picture of 3 shits in a toilet
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER SO SHE'S KNOCKED UP AND THEN RAISE MY BASTARD CHILD TO BE YOU AND THEN WHEN HE'S EXACTLY LIKE YOU I WILL RAPE AND KILL HIM AND HE'LL GO TO HELL AND YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE HOW FUCKING UGLY AND STUPID YOU ARE BECAUSE HE WILL BE THERE TO! YOU FUCKER!
the they stared fighting each other
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attitudechicka wrote:
Okay I can understand this
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THE SWEET STRAWBERRY FILLING YOU FUCKING BITCH!
From Rabid_Weasle :: 08-20-07 02:54am ( reply :: delete )
But what is this about?
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
BITCH, YO MOMMA'S TITTIES WAS OUT, WHAT ELSE WAS I GONNA PUT ON MY FUCKING CORN FLAKES!
From Rabid_Weasle :: 08-20-07 02:57am ( reply :: delete )
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT SHIT IS ABOUT SHIT STAIN! FUCKING FUCK FUCK!
And then went back to me
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCK SHIT!
[QUOTE]FUXK A MEXICAN AND WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THE 19TH AMENDMENT!!! POP-TARTS ARE FUCKING THE FUCKING FUCK! AND A GOOD FUCK AT THAT! SO HAND OVER ALL OF THEM! IM TALKING ABOUT THE POPTARTS OF COURSE!!!
From RedfeatheR :: 08-20-07 03:26am ( reply :: delete )[/QUOTE]
FUCK YOU FUCKER!
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rabid_weasle wrote:
GO BACK TO MEXICO!!!
From Rabid_Weasle :: 08-20-07 03:24am ( reply :: delete )
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO HOT THEY'RE COOL YOU FUCKING CUNT!
From Rabid_Weasle :: 08-20-07 03:25am ( reply :: delete )
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attitudechicka wrote:
THANKS FOR EATING RABID'S POP TART YOU FARTHUGGER!
From attitudechicka :: 08-20-07 03:24am ( reply :: delete )
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RedfeatheR wrote:
YOUR WELCOME YOUR CUNTING COCK! IYEAH, I ATE A POP TART! YOU WISH YOU HAD! THATS WHY YOURE NOT FULL RIGHT NOW!!! WELL I AM!! FULL OF SHIT THAT IS!!! BECAUSE IM LYING!!!! IM NOT FULL AT ALL! YOU NEED TO HAND OVER THE REST OF THE POP TARTS! THOSE ARE MINE! I WANT THEM!
From RedfeatheR :: 08-20-07 03:29am ( reply :: delete )
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frustrated is the place i now find myself in because even in light of evidence i'm a moral relativist and WASN'T attacking chicka, there's just no chance you and ivy have it in you to admit this to yourselves, let alone me. what's worse, even if by some miracle you both could, it wouldn't matter at this point
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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
THIS IS FUCKING BULLFUCK! WHOEVER HAS THE MEANS TO FUCK FEATHER WITH A BOAT ENGINE PLEASE DO SO! FUCK!
WHEN I LOOK UP FUCKTARD IS THE FUCKTIONARY I SEE A PICTURE OF YOU FUCKING A RETARTDED DONKEY WHILE SINING MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! ALSO YOU FUCKING ATE MY POP TARTS YOU FUCKER I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, ESPECIALLY YOUR VIEWS ON ABORTION!!!
From Rabid_Weasle :: 08-20-07 03:32am ( reply :: delete )
[QUOTE]LISTEN UP YOU FAILED ABORTION!!! I HATE PEOPLE! PEOPLE LIKE YOU! THOSE ARE MOSTLY THE ONES I HATE!! CHICKA IS GETTING ME SOME GODDAMN POP TARTS! I WANT YOU TO SIT AND WATCH ME EAT THEM!!! FIRST ILL EAT THEM AND THEN ILL SLAP YOUR FACE WITH A CLOSED FIST!!! YOURE A RACCOON JIZZ! GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR FATHERS SHIT YOU POP TART HORDING COCKVEIN!!!! ILL FUCK CHICKAS POPTARTS WILE YOU-- WAIT!!! SHE DOESNT HAVE POP TARTS!! SHES ONLY HOLDING MINE FOR ME WHILE SHE GETS THEM!!!! YOU BLOW CATS SITTING DOWN!
From RedfeatheR :: 08-20-07 03:37am ( reply :: delete )[/QUOTE]
QUIT TRYING TO REVEAL MY PLAN FOR STEALING RABID'S POP TARTS ONE AT A TIME. YOU'RE LUCKY I GAVE YOU ONE YOU CUNTING CUNT.
From attitudechicka :: 08-20-07 03:39am ( reply :: delete )
HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU: 1) GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A BEAR 2) GETTING STABBED REPETADLY THIS HALLOWEEN 3) FALLING OFF A CLIFF ONTO A BIG POINTY ROCK THAT STABS YOU IN THE FACE SO YOU'RE HANGING OFF A CLIFF BY YOUR FACE AS YOU BLEED TO DEATH 4) HITLER 5) NOT BEING A FUCKTARD THAT EATS FUCKING POP TARTS! I COULKD FUCKING GO ON LIKE THIS ALL FUCKING DAY BY YOU PROBABLY GET THE POINT BY NOW! UNLESS YOU ARE AS FUCKING STUPID AS EVERYONE SAYS YOU ARE, JUST FUCKING ASK ANYONE! AT LEAST THAT WOULD WORK IF ANYONE ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOUR FUCKING POP TART STEALING FUCKING FACE! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKER! GO GET FUCKED IN THE NIPPLES BY A COCK SPIDER!
From Rabid_Weasle :: 08-20-07 03:40am ( reply :: delete )
if this whole situation wasn't so sad, this would be pretty funny coming from you. i'm sure i've had problems with needing to be right, especially when younger. i'd bet most people have. but you have problems with it NOW and CONSTANTLY. for chrissakes, even chicka agrees with this. awhile ago, after you demonstrated that quality in the forums yet again, i was talking to ivy and said something like "rabid has a hard time being disagreed with" and she said "yeah, i've noticed." i told her i was surprised it hadn't been a problem between the both of you yet since she was pretty opinionated herself and she said something to the effect of "he's only done it to other people so for. hopefully it stays that way."
you have no falsifiability, so to speak. that term usually applies to theories, but it applies equally well to a debator like you who *needs* to be right. i discovered this fact when we were debating evolution that time. (you'll have to ask ivy when she discovered it.) since then, i've tried to avoid debating you when i could for the sake of our friendship. which is ironic, because later, when i was off the stimulants, discovering that fact about you made debating you a hundred times easier since you were as transparent as our friendship turned out to be. it's now almost laughable the traits i assigned to you before that. traits you don't possess and probably wouldn't even recognize if you saw them in others. (i was pretty new to the internet in 2004, what can i say.)
I just wanted a goddamn pop tart