we gots us a real live midget at the club tonight!

woo-hoo! we're like a circus sideshow now! her name is Little Pixie and this is the only pic i could find of her:

personally i find midgets a bit disturbing and not at all erotic so i am having a hard time understanding why she got booked.

who knows, maybe the place'll be packed with midget loving freaks who will give me $$$ to get near her.

bwahahahaha!

It's not that midgets are intrinsically sexy; but people pay to see them because they're in such short supply.  The fees they can charge are not small, so don't think too little of the idea.

But the market for live midget shows is dwarfed by the midget video market.

I'm sorry I was so small minded earlier, I didn't mean to belittle anyone. I'll have to try and be a tiny bit more open minded in the future.......

Bwahahahaha!

BTW Little Pixie is a giant in the midget industry.

"Pixie" gives enough of an impression of littleness without sticking "Little" in front of it.  Unless there's a "Big Pixie" running around out there somewhere.

Her name is redundant and it bothers me.

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Unless there's a "Big Pixie" running around out there somewhere.

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Noone wants to see your guys' wedding photos.

Damnit boorite! I thought I told you to burn those!

That picture is laughably inconclusive.

How about this one?

(yawn) A pixie sitting on Barbie furniture.  People on the Internet aren't quite as gullible as they used to be.  My point remains unassailable.

i tried to capitalize on the little people craze by selling a stripclub the human torso i "found," but they weren't interested so it's back in the vault till 2016

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biped wrote:

(yawn) A pixie sitting on Barbie furniture.  People on the Internet aren't quite as gullible as they used to be.  My point remains unassailable.

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Witnesses say that this pixie snapped an acoustic guitar in half with its jaws. Now that's AT LEAST a medium-sized pixie!

I  love the fact that, as of writing this reply, there were 114 views of the thread and only 17 replies. God bless you midget-porn loving freaks who were then disappointed and or the poele wanting to get in on the Midget slave-trade.

 Also, according to google this is a picture of a "Real Pixie"

she was pretty disturbing to watch. those bandy little legs gyrating wildly in the air as she writhed around on her back.

for the life of me, i'll never understand a midget fetish. its like a foot fetish or fecophilia. i just don't get it.

about the only advantage i could see is that your dick would look really big in her tiny little sausage-fingered hand.

*shudder*

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