Zoological research shows that captive bears especially enjoy doing "thangs."

The Discovery Channel worked long and hard to suppress these shocking photos of what bears really do out in the wild.

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The original cut of the video featured fat hairy men, but that wasn't "gangsta" enough... the rapper shouted "I said 'homies', not 'homos'!"

Don't be playa hatin' We just be hibernatin!

This is false advertisement, those other bears are way bigger.

Yo, do a bear do thangs in da woodz?

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although no bears were harmed during the photo shoot for the album cover, two eventually ended up selling themselves for crack, another is doing 10-20 for armed robbery, and the last one fathered 79 illegitimate cubs and then disappeared into the wilderness and never pays cub support.

Smokey the Crack.

To compete with Mattel's Barbie getting a modern tangent, Bratz, American Greetings is coming out with a modern tangent to their Care Bears line:  Bling Bears

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And then, later on while blazing up the glass pipes...

Bears do not enjoy these thangs.