you think you got it bad?
just in the last week i got hooked on heroin, my girlfriend of 6 years just revealed to me that she's a man, the cops busted my lucrative midget breeding ring, i found out i'm actually black so the KKK kicked me out, i thought all along i had three balls but it turns out the big one is merely an ingrown genital wart, i had to do some shopping at a wal mart, my best friend's (character on WOW) died, i have an INSANE komodo dragon infestation in my apartment and i can't get rid of the buggers, the penguin i hit with my car 2 days ago turned out to be a nun, it turns out i'm actually related to Chad from Nickelback so now i would feel bad if i killed him and i have become cumbersome-to this world.
if i wasn't such a huge, strapping, macho, sexual tyrannosuarus of a man, i would cry a little bit right now.