probably not, eh

why wouldn't we be able to?

Excuuuuse me

wear* 

any to-the-door service in general probably shouldnt be allowed in america.

Do the pizza boys wear bullet proof vests?

that was weird

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shank wrote:

any to-the-door service in general probably shouldnt be allowed in america.

Do the pizza boys wear bullet proof vests?

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Hello???

AMERICAN PORNO! It saved the american to-the-door service! It made human bombs and bullet proof clothing worth it. 

"ohh...Mrs Galore...what is that? You have no pockets in your bikini? Thats okay...I am sure we can work something out?"

Booom-chicka-mow-mowww!

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shank wrote:

any to-the-door service in general probably shouldnt be allowed in america.

Do the pizza boys wear bullet proof vests?

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actually, it's considered more polite in the states to stab your pizza boy and tell him to go bleed to death in the delivery car; that way, you don't have a dead body at your door

Oh well that isnt too shabby then, what nice fella's

i have ordered pizza online. unfortuantely it was papa johns. which basically means a pizza-like substance.

robbing food delivery persons is a cottage industry in cleveland. i have only personally done it twice, both times opting for a thump on the head followed by no tip.

jeez, and i even feel guilty when i only give them a 50 cent tip

Just because you guys have 1/10 of our population and a weaker dollar than the US...

our dollar is gaining fast on yours, actually, so fast that it's starting to HURT some of the businesses here.

which in return, fucks with our economy. But those fuckin' cry babies are just going to have to adjust to the changes of canada becoming superior.

/comics/attitudechicka/217032/

I stopped tipping the pizza delivery guys when they started tacking on delivery charges. When you order $15 worth of actual food and the bill somehow comes out to $25, there's a problem. The worst part is I'm not even sure if the drivers are actually getting that extra $10 or if it's just something the company is pocketing.

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I stopped tipping the pizza delivery guys when they started tacking on delivery charges.

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But those fuckin' cry babies are just going to have to adjust to the changes of canada becoming superior.

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LEFT: Mexican actor Eduardo Arozamena, who played "Prof. Van Helsing" in the 1931 Spanish-language version of DRACULA.  RIGHT: Canadian actor and comedian Eugene Levy.

I rest my case.

ok, biped

are you complimenting the comedian or insinuating negative attributes

Yes.  Wait, what?

here' let me help you out.

are you trying to make fun of canadians?

Oh, okay.  I get it now.

We Americans are clearly inferior to Canadians for a handful of reasons that nobody cares about.

That being said, who gives a shit about Canada? Spend all your time bitching and moaning about America if you'd like. We still won't care about you

When I delivered pizza I carried a .357 in shitty neighborhoods. Also I was a P.I. at the same time and if I had a summons I couldn't serve easily I'd put it in a Pizza Hut box and include it in my deliveries.

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When I delivered pizza I carried a .357 in shitty neighborhoods. Also I was a P.I. at the same time and if I had a summons I couldn't serve easily I'd put it in a Pizza Hut box and include it in my deliveries.

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that's fucking awesome, cracky!

.357 is a lot of damn cartridge.

When I was delivering pizzas in shitty neighborhoods probably not far from the ones crackpanther delivered in, I didn't carry shit. Feared for my life though. The drug dealers were very polite. It was the 13 year olds you had to be afraid of.

Haha I bet you were there. I remember this one apartment complex off Nassau and Florida Blvd where at least 10 apartments were missing the faceplates, inside and out, off their deadbolts. To answer the door people would stick a screwdriver in to slide the bolt as though that couldn't be done from the outside as well. Da Ruuudge (Baton Rouge) had neighborhoods that made NOLA look like Martha's Vineyard. One of my favorite drug-dealing neighbors just outside Spanish Town never had a front door in the three years I knew him. Always had an Escalade, always had jewelry, just never a door on his house. Even when it was 30 degrees.

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We Americans are clearly inferior to Canadians for a handful of reasons that nobody cares about.

That being said, who gives a shit about Canada? Spend all your time bitching and moaning about America if you'd like. We still won't care about you

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ohhh brandon, settle down my friend LOL

just cause you finally got some vagina, it doesnt make you a prince!

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Haha I bet you were there. I remember this one apartment complex off Nassau and Florida Blvd where at least 10 apartments were missing the faceplates, inside and out, off their deadbolts. To answer the door people would stick a screwdriver in to slide the bolt as though that couldn't be done from the outside as well. Da Ruuudge (Baton Rouge) had neighborhoods that made NOLA look like Martha's Vineyard.

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I grew up in Sherwood Forest, less than a mile from those apartments. Fort Sherwood, I think they were called then. My best friend lived there awhile. But it was a very different neighborhood then. I know I have at least one snapshot of that place around here somewhere.

We'd cross the canal next door and go to K-Mart (God knows what the building is now) and get shopping carts and crash them into the canal.

Seems they're called "Summer Grove Condominiums" now. WTF? Same buildings too, according to the satellite pic.

All my pizza delivery time (and there was a lot of it) was served in the LSU environs and points S/SE all the way out to Burbank and Siegen. Except for McKinley, Scotlandville, and Mall City, I'd say these were the worst neighborhoods in town. Actually most of Mall City moved to the GSRI area... exactly at the time I was working and living there.

I also lived right off McKinley in a few places.

These were all places where you'd hear the shots and see the murderer run away almost close enough to jump out and trip him. Then later you'd go out and look for brass on the ground and bullet holes in the wall.

Also lived in the Irish Channel in NOLA next door to a crack bar and felt safer.

De-criminalised marijuana!