Show me spectacular sports mishaps.  It can be any sport, from football to midget tossing to your mom.  It can be based on actual events or totally fictitious.  It can be funny or unfunny, clever or unclever.  It can be totally unrelated to the topic, since I have no control over what you choose to post. 

It can be naked Charlie Daniels milk commercials vs. an army of Mr. Haney from "Green Acres" robots.  It can be soccer with an English pea instead of a soccer ball and Jerry Lewis impersonators instead of players and giraffes instead of spectators.  It can be Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones competing to see who will be the first to blow a Brinks armored truck in half with one of their farts, with a naked Fred Dalton Thompson taking a dump on the winner.

No, it can't be any of those things I just changed my mind I will not stand for any of those things.  If you want to win this contest you better not do any of those things.  Just do spectacular sports mishaps instead of those other things or you will not win this contest.

"Mmhhh...I done studied on it fer quite a spell, and I don't reckon I can come up with none of them things you done a-talked about.  I reckon I don't know much about sports, mmm-hmm. "

Karl, you fucking liar.  I refuse to believe that you are so stupid that you don't know a single fucking thing about spectacular sports mishaps. 

Most infamous crash ever

"Tuttle's skate caught Malarchuk on the neck, slicing open his external jugular vein. With pools of blood collecting on the ice, Malarchuk somehow left the ice under his own power with the assistance of his team's trainer, Jim Pizzutelli. Many spectators were physically sickened by the sight, with seven fainting and two suffering heart attacks while two teammates vomited on the ice."

That's definitely a spectacular sports mishap.

"Yessir, I reckon it is, mmm-hmm."

"Tuttle's sling blade caught Malarchuk on the neck, slicing open his external jugular vein, but I call it a kaiser blade."

Better get your last-minute entries in now, because I'm judging this thing sometime in October.

Spectacular Spork Mishap.

Well, I said I'd judge this sometime in October, and I'm the kind of person who always keeps his word whenever it's convenient.  And so, the winner of the hotly-contested PV 177 is:

Cre8tive 13!

Congratulations also to runners-up boorite and Zaster.

So, can we get a new PV Cre8tive13?

Yeah, we need a new PV RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS FUCKING HORSESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Think of all the tons of entries Cre8tive13's contest could have had by now.

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Zaster wrote:
Think of all the tons of entries Cre8tive13's contest could have had by now.

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Fine. I'll get one going today....I better see an entry from ALL you yappers! Sheesh.