like $1500 in it.

i woke up to see if it was true and found my wallet filled with food stamps.

im pissed off

I once woke up to find my wallet filled with sword-wielding tigers.  So pardon me if I have no sympathy.

I have those dreams all the time. The first one, not the tigers.

When I open my wallet, moths fly out.

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boorite wrote:
When I open my wallet, moths fly out.

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Shit, I read that as "When I open my mouth, moths fly out"

Damn absinth flashback.  

A wallet filled with food stamps sounds good to me.

Do they still even use the little stamps anymore? I remember seeing people use them when I was little, but people around here use these plastic credit card looking things.

i have no idea. i dont actually have food stamps but the dream was real, and im still pissed off

i once had a dream i could levitate things by pointing at them and "flexing" a certain muscle in my brain. it was one of those dreams where you think you've discovered something so easy that when you wake up, you try it. so when i woke up, i tried it... and it worked! but then i woke up again, and it was one of those dreams inside a dream thingies. i tried it when i woke up the second time, but since you haven't seen me on the front page swimming in a pool of $100's with a gaggle of naked co-eds, you can probably guess how it turned out

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shank wrote:

like $1500 in it.

 

i woke up to see if it was true and found my wallet filled with food stamps.

im pissed off

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I guess the saying is true "Its hard out here for a pimp"

Pimpin' ain't easy, yo.

bigfrank's mom was easy though

Shanks, you're a b ig fag, go have sex with a homo ok? Get it over with.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

lol

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mandingo wrote:
i once had a dream i could levitate things by pointing at them and "flexing" a certain muscle in my brain. it was one of those dreams where you think you've discovered something so easy that when you wake up, you try it. so when i woke up, i tried it... and it worked! but then i woke up again, and it was one of those dreams inside a dream thingies.

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Oh, I HATE that!  I had a dream that a hot redhead was giving me a blowjob, then I "woke up" and a hot redhead WAS giving me a blowjob.  Then I woke up for real and NOBODY was giving me a blowjob.  I felt cheated.

That's not true.  It's just that shank managed to sneak out of your room before you woke up the second time.

im pretty good that way

instead of the night stalker, im the night sucker

before, all you dicks