we've secretly replaced the city's water supply with hydrochloric acid. let's watch...

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mandingo wrote:
we've secretly replaced the city's water supply with hydrochloric acid. let's watch...

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They've finally created a hydrant that pees on dogs.

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not_Scyess wrote:
They've finally created a hydrant that pees on dogs.

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Suddenly a new contender enters the 'best caption' race! Good one!

Thread on! 

People come from all over Wyoming to enjoy the entertainment attractions of bustling Laramie.

"Hey, mom's left nipple does that too.  Always squirts me in the eye when I'm trying to have a peaceful lunch."

another case of blacksploitation as the black toddler with the wrench who made this possible doesn't even get to enjoy it, getting hauled away for Dolemite and naptime

'Remember what daddy says, Timmy! Until we get you that operation to separate your feet and re-graft the skin I'm gonna need you to KEEP ONE GODDAMN HAND ON THAT HYDRANT AT ALL FUCKING TIMES!!'

Obviously, that whore, Bionic Woman, had a bastard son out of wedlock!

Adding "make a hydrant come" to his life list of accomplishments, Timmy was going to work on the next goal, "make a stoned man bleed."

Back in the day, Superman was a favorite in the ghetto.

In Soviet Russia, hydrant pees on YOU!