Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Random Comic Dialog! Today's installment: "I could really use a handjob". Sponsored by Brillo scrubbing pads and Brawny, The Quicker Picker Upper!
You're familiar with the scheme: hit Random until you find something you like, use the phrase
"I could really use a handjob" as dialog or thought, any number of panels, all new work.
Bonus points if you can do it in one panel and if it's a woman who uses the phrase. Example:
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