Forum archives » More Comic Competitions » RCD #8: Give that guy a hand!

themushroom
October 4, 2007 7:17 PM

Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Random Comic Dialog!  Today's installment:  "I could really use a handjob".  Sponsored by Brillo scrubbing pads and Brawny, The Quicker Picker Upper!

You're familiar with the scheme:  hit Random until you find something you like, use the phrase

"I could really use a handjob" as dialog or thought, any number of panels, all new work.

Bonus points if you can do it in one panel and if it's a woman who uses the phrase.  Example: 

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Hatrix
October 4, 2007 10:05 PM

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Boring
October 5, 2007 12:20 PM

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I admit I changed the background for the last one so it fits in with the rest of the series.

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DrMorton
October 5, 2007 4:00 PM

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themushroom
October 11, 2007 2:10 AM

I didn't say when this piece of shit ends, did I?  Hmm.  Okay.  Friday at 10pm PST.  So get your last tugs in before this thing goes off.

(That was handjob humor. See, when a man pulls on his penis repeatedly, it... okay.) 

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crackpanther
October 11, 2007 11:26 AM

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HCRoyall
October 11, 2007 12:00 PM

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
October 11, 2007 12:27 PM

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bankerrap
October 11, 2007 12:31 PM

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HydeGuy
October 11, 2007 1:29 PM

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
October 11, 2007 4:53 PM

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boloboffin
October 11, 2007 6:10 PM

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themushroom
October 11, 2007 9:01 PM

LOL so far... okay, now bring this to a climax!

 

Come to think of it, I really could use... ahem.

 

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JStrong
October 12, 2007 5:25 PM

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arbi
October 12, 2007 10:46 PM

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arbi
October 12, 2007 10:56 PM

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themushroom
October 13, 2007 12:08 AM

Okay, enough of this.

An exciting Handjob goes to Boring for "Hardware Tweaking 3" for the Microsoft joke and getting Granny to ask for a yankie of her wankie.

The winner though, and spiller of seed, is DrMorton for getting right down to it in "Basement Needs". Because I said so and feel it in my bones. Okay, bone.

 

Hit it, DrMorton!

 

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DrMorton
October 13, 2007 5:37 AM

Thanks a lot to the Mushroom for a great contest - this phrase was so ingenious that you came up with a funny or weird situation almost everytime you hit the random button.

Don´t expect me to live up to this with my idea for the next contest but I´ll try.

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themushroom
October 13, 2007 10:57 PM

Flattered! It was just something I pulled out of my ass.

 

Okay, don't try to figure why I had a handjob in my bum. Don't.

 

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