1) Set up video camera

2) Tie one end of a string to nut sack.

3) Tie the other end of string to Saint Bernard.

4)Lob meatballs down a steep hill.

5) Watch the video during recovery.

6) Pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Archaeologists have carbon-dated this joke at around 302 AD.  This is at the very least the third time it's appeared on stripcreator alone.

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not_Scyess wrote:
Archaeologists have carbon-dated this joke at around 302 AD. This is at the very least the third time it's appeared on stripcreator alone.

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Well let's mix the fucker up a bit.

1) Set up video camera

2) Tie one end of string to a Nun's fanny flap.

3) Tie the other end of string to her father's fat one.

4) Lob my cock down Nun's throat as I pull on string causing her father to invade her blessed bajingo.

5) Watch the video with Boorite.

1. set up video camera

2. tie nuts to end of fishing line

3. cast out into a sea of tuna

4. catch crabs

5. watch the video when i'm 90 and they're no longer biting