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October 29, 2007 8:46 PM | List of notable Kevins in order of size (revision) - Kevin Federline, American rapper
As a dancer, rapper, actor, professional wrestler, reality tv star and former house wife, some might say Kevin Federline is a jack of all trades. Others might say he is a jackass. Kevin Federline is very sexy and successful so people who are not are jealous and don't like him.
- Kevin Bacon, American actor
Kevin Bacon whipped out his dong in a film he produced called Wild Things. Matt Dillon was in the scene also with no pants on but his wang was not shown because someone is a cunt. He has been accused of autocannibalism.
- Kevin Pollak, American actor
After appearing in films such as A Few Good Men, The Usual Suspects and Casino, Kevin Pollak decided the best course for his career was to do 20 crappy films in a row.
- Kevin Rudd, Australian politician
Kevin Rudd is the leader of the Australian Labor Party and Leader of the Opposition and would like to become Prime Minister next month. He was preceded as Leader of the Opposition by a much fatter man named Kim Beazley. Mr. Rudd was very well liked before he became the man who would be Prime Minister but he is now hated by many. Perhaps it is party policy to be a dickhead.
- Kevin Harrington, Australian actor
Kevin Harrington is Harold Bishop's son. More recently he has done ads for lamb and anyone else who asks. His daughter also appeared in Neighbours and if I recall correctly she was a bit fat too.
- Kevin Bloody Wilson, Australian musician
This Kevin plays music and swears and people think that is funny. His hobbies include being Australian and looking like Harley Race.
- Kevin Steen, Canadian wrestler
Perhaps best known for his work in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, where he held the PWG Championship in 2006 and the PWG World Tag Team Championship with his partner El Generico until a few days ago. He has also held the IWS Heavyweight Championship and the CZW Iron Man Championship and has recently gained pay per view exposure with El Generico vying for the Ring Of Honor World Tag Team Championship belonging to Jay and Mark Briscoe.
- Kevin Sheedy, Australian football player/coach
Wide like Kevin Sheedy's arse is his acclaim as a coach; he is considered to be one of the greatest of all time. He coached 635 games and played in 251 including three premierships as a player and a further four as a coach.
- Kevin James, American actor
Kevin James is the stage name of New York delivery driver Doug Heffernan. As his crazy character, Heffernan starred in a film with Will Smith and named his kid after a stadium.
- Kevin McQuay, Australian entrepreneur
Better known as "Big Kev" (Obese Kev was taken). Kevin McQuay made a billion billion dollars selling detergent by appearing on television and saying a catchphrase "I'm excited!". He later had a heart attack and died, not due to obesity or excitedness, but from a staph infection. Although he has been dead for two years he is likely still fatter than Kevin James.
- Kevin Smith, American film maker
Kevin Smith is a one trick pony who has written and directed hit films popular with retards and pseudo-intellectuals alike. He named his kid after The Joker's sidekick. A kid whose childhood will be mainly void of a father as the 37-year-old Smith is likely to die soon.
- Kevin, Montana, American town
With an area of 0.4 square miles, Kevin, Montana is slightly larger than Kevin Smith.
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