Molesto
Stabby
Schlongo
Rapey
Capo
G-Unit
Frankenstein
Dave

These are all terrible names for clowns. Please don't ever name a clown any of these things. Clowns with names like these are not really your friends. And I shouldn't tell you this but Schlongo's clown car has been seen parked outside your girlfriend's apartment.

Ebolzo

Shingles

Crampy

Hitler

Vince

Shits

Fuckles

Big Dick

Deathy

Jacko

Pogo

George Bush

Pennywise

Irritable Bowel Syndromey

Sticky

Dingleberry

Dachau

Discharge

Oldcastle (that one's dated)

K-Y

In general, stay away from "D" names.

Ass

Murderin'

Billy The Pyromaniac

Antidisestablishmentarianismy

Ku Klux

John The Accountant

Herbie the Genital Wart

Chairman

Pikachu

Bobbit

Previously Incarcerated

Pedo

Floatey

Corpse of

John Wayne Gacy

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Rabid_Weasle wrote:
John Wayne Gacy

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That's what I meant when I said Pogo.

i can't beat Fuckles or Schlongo. and i've tried. i have the ointment to prove it