"Wow! That's an even smaller penis than Bill's!"

If this is my choice, kill me NOW.

"Yes!  YOU TOO are fucked next November!"

Moments after this picture was taken, bolts of dark energy surged from her fingertips, killing a young jedi journalist in the audience.

Scene from Zapped! 3: Political Parties

Synopsis:  Long out of college, two boys who discovered the secrets of raising skirts now work as political aides have taught the congressional candidate they work for how to do those tricks.  Hilarity (and Hilary) ensued.

--a fag, a dyke, and a black walk into a bar...

--the new posters for campaign finance reform seem to be working

--Hillary's hoping her Nicholson Joker impression carries Conneticut

--when a reporter asked if she thought her middle name was ironic, considering the fact that her "Ham" was recently voted "Least Rod-able," Hillary laughed a moment before ordering him destroyed

As Hilary laughed a yet another nigger joke, Obama realized this is why African-Americans don't run for president...

"All the better to EAT you with, my dear!"

Hilary:  "That was a great fangless softball question!  I'll appoint YOU to be my Press Secretary!"

Edwards:  *smile* [thinking] "Man, that's what I was going to do." 

Obama:  *golf clap* [thinking] "When's it going to be my turn to speak?"

You think Saddam had bad gas? Here, pull my finger!!!

Comic Book Guy: "Worst.  Presidential Election.  Ever."