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choadwarrior
November 5, 2007 10:24 PM

The other day, i was driving behind a Saab 9-5 Aero. The license plate said, "SAAB V6."

Why the hell did this person feel the need to pay an extra $60 a year for a vanity plate (or whatever it is, I've never checked) to tell the world she was driving the car anyone could tell she was driving? Maybe she thought, "most people don't know the 2007 9-5 Aero is a V6--I'd better make sure people know that." Or perhaps she was so miffed at Saab eliminating the V6 option on the 2008 model that she had to ensure people didn't think she was driving the 4-cyl 260 hp engine, but then again, if you were really into Saab's you'd know that.

But certainly anyone can tell it's a Saab. I mean, it says it on the back on the medalion above the license plate. So why say "SAAB" on the plate?

My old boss bought a blue BMW and wanted to get a plate that said "BLUEBMW." Thanks, you've done a great service to the color blind. Turns out, some other yahoo beat him to it. So he got one that recognized the fact that it was a convertable.

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Anyway, vanity plates are dumb. Paying extra to put the name of your car on your license plate is even dumber.

 

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HCRoyall
November 6, 2007 7:09 AM

On one drill weekend as I was driving home I saw a plate on a Honda CRV that read "MY CRV". I guess to keep someone from mistaking it for theirs, thanks the innumerable stickers and decals all over the bumper and windows declaring this person to be everything from a hippie promoting free love to a soccer mom with five kids that was an avid churchgoer.

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mandingo
November 6, 2007 4:01 PM

when you sell your car here in az, you keep the license plate to put on your new vehicle. i'm looking forward to the day i start seeing "BLUEBMW" and "MY CRV" showing up on Fords and Chevys

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BigFrank105
November 7, 2007 10:52 AM

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UnknownEric
November 7, 2007 11:17 AM

I want "KTHXBYE" as my vanity plate.

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mandingo
November 7, 2007 12:40 PM

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:

my new wallpaper

in my house

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finn34
November 7, 2007 1:02 PM

i have a picture on my camera from Virginia where I saw "OH SNAP" as a vanity plate.

 

I always wanted "NINJAS" or "BAR CAR"

the second one will get you pulled over ASAP.

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biped
November 7, 2007 1:30 PM

I'd like to have one that is blank.

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arbi
November 7, 2007 7:19 PM

BLANK would work, although I'm holding out for VOID.

(I get parking tickets.)

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The_young_scot
November 8, 2007 6:40 AM

Couldn't you get one of those old fashioned LED text scrolling things?

You could scroll messages along it!

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BigFrank105
November 8, 2007 7:46 AM

quote:

The_young_scot wrote:

Couldn't you get one of those old fashioned LED text scrolling things?

You could scroll messages along it!


"THE DRIVER OF THIS JETTA HAS CRABS"

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RedfeatheR
November 8, 2007 1:08 PM

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kane2742
November 9, 2007 11:05 AM

There's a whole list of banned licence plates and complaints about ones that slipped throught the cracks at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/blueplate/blueplate.html

Some of them are banned because of how they look backward, such as "3M TA3" - when someone sees it in in their rearview mirror, it's "Eat me."

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finn34
November 9, 2007 2:46 PM

a list of New York plates :

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/blueplate/nydmv1.html

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Rabid_Weasle
November 10, 2007 6:19 PM

Way to suck at the internet Mr. Nolink.

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choadwarrior
November 17, 2007 6:41 PM

Yesterday, I saw a Scion with a plate that said "PSYON."

Oh, you're so clever, Mr. My-License-Plate-Sounds-Like-My-Car-Name-But-Means-Nothing. Another wise spending decision.

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mandingo
November 18, 2007 4:09 PM

quote:

choadwarrior wrote:

Yesterday, I saw a Scion with a plate that said "PSYON."

Oh, you're so clever, Mr. My-License-Plate-Sounds-Like-My-Car-Name-But-Means-Nothing. Another wise spending decision.


maybe he double majored in psychology and oncology. "how do you feel about your tumor?"

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biped
November 18, 2007 8:32 PM

quote:

kane2742 wrote:
  "3M TA3" - when someone sees it in in their rearview mirror, it's "Eat me."

Only if they have a dirty mind.

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kane2742
November 19, 2007 6:47 AM

Who doesn't have a dirty mind? Some people just let the dirtiness out more than others.

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finn34
November 19, 2007 11:36 AM

2NAHNTR - Tuna Hunter?

many many more lolz here : Yattaaa

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kane2742
November 19, 2007 12:31 PM

I just StumbledUpon (StumbleUpon-ed?) this one:

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TattooedSteve
November 24, 2007 10:06 PM

My sides hurt from laughing at that banned list!

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kane2742
February 6, 2008 6:23 PM

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