Isn't that rubber a little too wide for even that behemoth?

Well I certainly feel inadequate... I can't do the backstroke to save my life.

Ba-DUMP-shah!

"Hiyooo!!"

-that's one hell of an act, what do you call yourselves?

-what the shows would be like if Sea World got NEA funding.

That puts the YOW into beastiality.

FREE WILLY!

-looks like Shamu is giving birth to a moray eel.

 -from now on, I'm going to tell women I'm hung like a killer whale!

-"Today, they made me stroke off Shamu.  And, I kinda liked it.  Does that make me gay?"

-after the trainer gave Shamu a handjob, Shamu tried to return the favor by giving the trainer head, but ended up biting off his nuts instead.

-- Pamela Anderson saw this picture online, and booked a flight to Sea World immediately.

-- The set is prepared for what would surely be Fear Factor's most talked about episode.

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FREE WILLY!

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Moby Dick?

"What a dork!" the gay oceanographer exclaimed, more out of excitement than derision.

Where's a blow hole when you need one?

Shawn's visit to SeaWorld turned out more memorable than most people's when he found himself immersed in the seedy underworld of aquatic mammal bukkake.

Shamu found it very memorable as well.

Every time I look at that picture, I think of Mandingo...

He is also a big dick with no balls! ZING!!

and every time i look at it, i think of Zaster, because of... he... uh...

HURTFUL BITCH!

*runs off sobbing*

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Don't you mean glory blow hole?

Bob's joke about "needing a magnifying glass" to see others' penises, which he'd been using since kindergarten, was no longer effective.

This was the easy part.  The hard part would be emptying the plastic back into his roommate's milk carton without his noticing.

choad's stint at Sea World was short-lived

"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SUCK IT!  'BLOWJOB' IS JUST AN EXPRESSION, ASSWIPE!!" cried a sexually frustrated Shamu...

Um, since when do orcas get circumsized?

With Femidom in place, Steve began his descent.

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Moby Dick?

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Poppa Boner? 

"genital warts? how the hell does a killer whale get genital warts? hey, wait a minute. don't you have genital warts, Pete?"

"Yep, here's your problem. The dick is made of taffy."

- Shamu's career as a pizza delivery whale seemed destined to go the same as his plumbing career and stint as a barman.

- What happens in whale prison STAYS in whale prison.

- "Ah so you're a SPERM whale."