...you'll never guess where I put my flute!

Biff Geronimo Bach tried to live up to his fathers legacy by composing "Flight of the Blubber Butt for Skin Flute in DD# minor" but the lack of refried beans in Europe during that time made it impossible to fart the entire score in one sitting.

RIP the band camp saxophonist

...and in his right hand he's holding his "skin piccolo", if you know what I mean.

This man's greatest desire is to blow Ian Anderson.