Ever had your butthole botoxed?  That has nothing to do with this contest--I was just wondering.

Well, here it is.  The new template.  Your goal will be to do something fucking hilarious with it. 

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If you have an old comic that just happens to have the exact same first panel, you're free to use it.  You will get extra points if you use photoshop, but you will also be disquaylfed, so the extra points won't do you any good.  Using the concept of "butthole botoxing" won't get you extra points, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.  On second thought, maybe it would hurt.

If hardly anybody enters this contest, I will feel bad.  If none of the entries are funny, I will be mad.  If FTC 123 turns out to be a big dud, I will feel sad.  If you try to pull anything, I will tell Brad.

3...2...1...go.

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As it turns out, butthole botoxing is illegal in twelve states. Mostly because it's dangerous and gross.

But anyway...

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haha

Judging will take place sometime between now and next Wednesday, so get those last-minute entries in.

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I'd enter, but I can't beat bolo.

I will announce the winner within 24 hours. 

If you haven't entered, it's almost too late.  Time is running out.  Contest termination is--codename "imminent." Repeat...codename "imminent."

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yeah yeah not funny but i am drunk and thus, do not care

Everybody did a wonderful, wonderful job and all around I think this contest turned out to be just a wonderful, wonderful contest, but I think most if not all of you will agree that one entry stood out from the others in its own wonderful, wonderful way.  And therefore the winner of FTC 123 is hereby declared to be:

boloboffin

Thanks everybody for taking part in this wonderful, wonderful contest. 

How wonderful wonderful can you get?

Thanks to all who laughed and voted. I'll get the next contest up soon.

And, Lucky, get on your Mr. Bubble avatar and we'll talk.