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User #78477
December 23, 2007 1:15 PM

The bad things about runescape:

1. Even though you can't swear, people do. In a shorter: sentence Their security SUCKS!!!!!!!!

2. People play this game all day long rotting there brains. In a shorter sentence: They brainwash you.

3. Their staff hacks people's accounts. How? They can make bugs with the game's code. In a shorter sentence: Jagex just lets anyone join.

4. Everything about Runescape.

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BigFrank105
December 23, 2007 1:23 PM

FUCK SHIT BALLS COCK NIGGERTITS

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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BigFrank105
December 23, 2007 2:08 PM

Okay, now that I have a clear head, allow me to attack each one of those points personally because I am SICK and TIRED of your pointless BITCHING on this site!

1. Runescape was pretty much made for those under the age of 13, hence Jagex babying the hell out of the game. If you think their gay little swear filter is flawed, than your entire fucking brain is flawed. If you can't deal with people saying things like 'ph u k you' or 'u r gh4y' then get the fuck off the internet. Seriously. Boo hoo, you can't Ehandle a couple dirty words. Man up, grow a pair of testicles, and go back to leveling up your fucking cooking skill.

2. Oh, people play Runescape all day?! I had no idea that MMORPG's could be so addictive! We need to stop this! Surely this is only Runescape's problem. The people who play real MMORPG's like Warcraft, Starcraft, Ultima Online, Everquest, and Guild Wars are normal healthy individuals who play sparingly. Are you retarded? Fuck, I'm willing to bet that you're one of these 'brainwashed' people that you speak of, and that you're so upset because someone scammed you out of a rune long sword you decided to come here to bitch to us about it. People get addicted to these games. How many stories have you heard about WoW obsessed Asian kids who light their classmates on fire or jump out the windows of their parents apartment just because their character got killed? Maybe you should follow their lead.

3. This one pissed me off the most. 'Jagex lets anyone join'. WHAT THE FUCK!? IT'S A GOD DAMNED MMORPG!!! What are you expecting them to do?! Discriminate against Mexicans? And that is such total fucking bullshit that they 'hack accounts' as you say. What happened, cry baby? Let me fucking guess, someone killed you and stole all your precious armor, meaning that it's the GAME CREATORS' FUCKING FAULT THAT YOU LOST IT. 'Oh my God! Jagex put some javascript in my character and it bugged out when it pinged and I lost all my gold'! Who the fuck goes blaming the games creators? Christ, you're probably 10 years old if you think that's a legit excuse! That'd be like me blaming Radioshack for my herpes! In short, IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU FAGHAT.

4. THEN DON'T FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT HERE YOU ASS CLOWN.

/endrant

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Zaster
December 24, 2007 3:04 AM

quote:
They brainwash you.

It's true. This one time, they brainwashed me into thwarting a political uprising in Nicaragua at the behest of some corrupt General on the take from the cartels. I couldn't remember a thing afterwards... that is, until the nightmares started. If you value your sanity, stay away from Runescape.

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AngryAmerican
December 24, 2007 5:40 AM

well, that totally blows your cover as an 11 yr. old boy. fuckbag.

no one that age expresses themself that coherently.

 you're outed. fuckstick.

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User #78477
December 24, 2007 7:31 AM

Does EVERYONE HATE ME?!?

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BigFrank105
December 24, 2007 9:18 AM

yes

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AngryAmerican
December 24, 2007 2:20 PM

i don't hate you. you're a semi amusing troll.

i just think its funny that you stated on your profile that "i'm an 11 yr old boy who likes heavy metal" when you're obviously not.

i've never seen an 11 yr old write as succinctly and as grammatically correct as you. 

maybe you're just a misunderstood boy-wonder, right?

 

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Zaster
December 25, 2007 5:12 AM

quote:
maybe you're just a misunderstood boy-wonder, right?
Yeah, Eggsbro... and Misunderstood Batman has been searching everywhere for you. Get off the damn internet and check your answering machine.

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BigFrank105
December 25, 2007 10:31 AM

What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

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crabby
December 25, 2007 1:01 PM

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:
What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

Kidz Bop: Slayer Edition

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LuckyGuess
December 25, 2007 7:33 PM

Here's a story

about a guy named something

he was a user on a website on the net

he made lots of posts

about nothing

and then he got his ears and tear ducts gangraped by Mexicans angry about being denied runescape membership.

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ZMannZilla
December 25, 2007 9:07 PM

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:
What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to?

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Zaster
December 26, 2007 10:04 AM

That devil music has rotted his brain!

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User #78477
December 27, 2007 9:24 AM

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:
What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.

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HCRoyall
December 27, 2007 9:38 AM

quote:

eggzbroperson wrote:

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:
What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.


So, none at all, then.

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finn34
December 27, 2007 9:42 AM

quote:

HCRoyall wrote:
quote:

eggzbroperson wrote:

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:
What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.


So, none at all, then.

 

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BigFrank105
December 27, 2007 10:26 AM

quote:

eggzbroperson wrote:

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:
What kind of 'heavy metal' does an 11 year old listen to? Gwen Stefani?

slayer,disturbed,korn,metallica, ect.


dewd u guise i wuz totally playin gitar hero 'n i herd all dis awsum metal n now im totally a metulhead fall out boy = metul rite?

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BigFrank105
December 27, 2007 10:27 AM

Also, disturbed and korn are nu-metal, so technically, they're not metal

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FinnNYC
December 27, 2007 11:17 AM

Slayer is pretty fuckin' metal. And so was Metallica.

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HCRoyall
December 27, 2007 1:08 PM

quote:

FinnNYC wrote:
And so was Metallica.
"Was" is the key word there. That being said, I refuse to believe that any band that gets played on the top 40 stations around where I live is metal.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 27, 2007 8:41 PM

You have mined 1 coal ore.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 27, 2007 8:41 PM

You were unable to mine anything.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 27, 2007 8:42 PM

You were unable to mine anything.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 27, 2007 8:42 PM

You were unable to mine anything.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 27, 2007 8:42 PM

You have mined 1 Tin ore.

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BigFrank105
December 27, 2007 10:11 PM

What am I examining posts for?

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crabby
December 27, 2007 10:13 PM

Clues?

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HCRoyall
December 28, 2007 12:36 PM

I'm addicted to an MMORPG. It's called Reality. I only log off to sleep.

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FinnNYC
December 28, 2007 12:53 PM

I'm addicted to MMPR, my favorite is:

  

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BigFrank105
December 28, 2007 2:44 PM

I'm addicted to an MMORPG. It's called porn. I can only log off once every couple hours.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 28, 2007 8:09 PM

I'm addicted to a MMORPG. It's called killing prostitutes. I only log off to get more gas for the lawnmower.

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ZMannZilla
December 28, 2007 8:23 PM

I'm addicted to an HMORPG. It's called Blue Cross Blue Shield. I pay a huge subscription fee every month to pretend that I'll be covered in case of an accident.

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LuckyGuess
December 29, 2007 12:45 AM

I'm addicted to an ELMORPG. It's called Tickle Me! and I only log off when a desperate parent punches me in the head and steals it.

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biped
December 29, 2007 1:14 AM

What's runescapes, Precious?  What's runescapes?

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AngryAmerican
December 29, 2007 1:33 AM

i'm addicted to an IPORPG, its called the Stock Market and in it i pretend i have a clue about what the hell i'm doing and lose huge sums of money doing it.

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BigFrank105
December 29, 2007 8:44 AM

I'm addicted to crack-cocaine.

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HCRoyall
December 29, 2007 12:59 PM

quote:

BigFrank105 wrote:

I'm addicted to crack-cocaine.


Poser.

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The_young_scot
December 29, 2007 1:08 PM

I'm addicted to rehab, but I don't really know what to do about it

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LuckyGuess
December 30, 2007 4:39 AM

You have to run from the dragon.

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FinnNYC
December 30, 2007 9:15 AM

 

You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on the west

and south. There is a grating securely fastened into the ground.

 

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The_young_scot
December 30, 2007 10:32 AM

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

 

What wouldst thou deau?

>_

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Zaster
December 30, 2007 3:25 PM

drink scroll

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The_young_scot
December 30, 2007 3:57 PM

That does not computeth. Type HELP is thou needs of it.

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lame
January 4, 2008 2:15 PM

It spells RUNescape for a reason :(

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HCRoyall
January 4, 2008 2:29 PM

quote:

The_young_scot wrote:

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

 

What wouldst thou deau?

>_


Go Dennis

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Zaster
January 4, 2008 4:23 PM

quote:
Go Dennis
For great justice!

Oh yeah, I went there. I'm totally bringing it back.

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The_young_scot
January 4, 2008 5:29 PM

quote:

HCRoyall wrote:
Go Dennis

Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.

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