There are easier ways to get baked.

Whole human in underpants, a modest meal at a modest price.

An actual image from Jeffrey Dahmer's porn stash.

But is it free range?

After his last campaign backfired, Jamie Oliver and his smug Essex arse take on a less controversial target.

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But is it free range?

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You can taste the difference in the caged ones - the ones that spend all day in those tower blocks and housing projects? The crack cocaine really gives the meat a kick.

18,350 pounds for a 71 KG human?

that's 258 pounds a KG! i can eat free range homeless for much less than that. Christ, British groceries are expensive...

I prefer to eat the rich. The meat is so soft you can cut it with a fork.

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Whole human

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Light meat, or dark? I've got some light meat here...

If, I were trapped inside a cellophane wrapper, the last thing I'd be trying to do is giving myself a blowjob!

That is only one of the differences between us, my friend.

And you wonder why it took so long to get out that Soylent Green was people.

Whole? I was hoping for boned. But he is in the right position to fix that...

I'll show you a marinade.

racist