Sure I was a bit skinny growing up, but then they opened a Wendy's in my neighborhood. All I can say is thank you Dave Thomas for the .99 value menu!

Barry Bonds got his first taste of steroids when he was Mark McGuire's needle.

Look at the size of this kid's feet!  He must be hung like a black guy!

Juiced? *klonk* I coulda had a V-8!