Although I pesonally think ZMannZilla should've taken the last comic contest, I'm going to take the heavy burden of responsibility on my shoulders. Here's the template:
/comics/Scyess/420430/
Add any dialog you want... add any character you want on the right side of the 2nd panel, and add any 3rd panel you want, if you want. The background, the ninja, and the Zap must stay the same for the first two panels.
Bonus points* to anyone who uses one or more of the words: existentialism, solipsism, Friedrich Nietze, or rhinocerous.
Have at it. Judging whenever I'm bored enough to judge it.**
*Bonus points, as usual, get you nothing.
**If there aren't enough entries, I reserve the right to change the template.