I know you ask people to pay to be able to edit their comics, but I have no money.

I just want you to *delete* my account. 

Please do it.   :(

I don't understand what you're hiding in this account that is so important that you feel it needs to be deleted. You made 5 comics. Leave the site. Your account will dissappear into the same nothingness as the other 16,432 users who made 5 comics and then dissappeared. You are not special. Your account is not special. You do not get to just have it deleted to make you feel better. Dissappear and it'll be forgotten.

alternativo will now go down in stripcreator history as the "delete my account" guy, never to be forgotten, ever. 

Perhaps a commemorative page in the stripcreator wiki is in order.

Quantum theory says that information can never truly be destroyed. Alternativo's only real hope for erasing all record of his failings is to somehow cause the earth to be swallowed by a black hole. Or else destroy the universe.

Maybe he already knows that, if left to live, his comics will destroy the universe. He's trying to save us you fools.

Wow...this has "ABC After School Special" written all over it.

Five hundren twenty nine thousand six hundred minutes.