Way to linkjack.

I tried hold my computer screen up to the mirror to see if I could read the image.  I got nothing

Fook, sorry. Damn Russies.

Fook, sorry.  Damned Ruskies.  Trying again:

I wanted teh intra'duce mah wife to a goalie. Like him, she changes her pads after every three periods.

Rhonda shows us her tits.

At the reunion of horror movie villains, it was clear that years of hard living had taken their toll on Jason Voorhees, George Lutz, and the girl from "The Ring."

Crystal lake, Crystal Meth, same thing really.

A hockey mask was the most toilet-looking wearable item Dick could find for his gas-station restroom costume.

The Hills Have Eyes 3: Coyote Ugly

This is all that remains of Uncle Kracker's fan club.

Bubba was a bisexual bigamist fishing a very small pool.