so much for dead people jokes and the such.

well, maybe the sand n***ers are revoked from this morality.

i cant joke about getting a piece of ass either.

The camels over there are pretty loose. Just ask RedfeatheR.

They are. Not only that but they just lay there all dead like with flies all around them and bullet wounds all ove-...

...come to think of it...

...I think I fucked a dead camel.

I know I fucked a dead camel.

What the fuck, guys?

out of options, huh?

good luck with that....

i've got all the options in the world. who wants to be part of mainstream society. fuck sitting in a cubicle, fuck building things.

fuck yeah for being a soldier.

Yeah!  Fuck not being shot at!  Fuck earning lots of money!  Fuck being allowed to think for yourself!

But seriously, though.  I love this country.  Thanks for dying so that those of us who make better comics can live.

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i've got all the options in the world. who wants to be part of mainstream society. fuck sitting in a cubicle, fuck building things.

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Not everyone's a construction worker or a cubicle jockey. Some people mop jizz. Others fry things. And I even hear there's some who do both at the same time. Bottom line, don't eat at Jack In The Box.

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Yeah! Fuck not being shot at! Fuck earning lots of money! Fuck being allowed to think for yourself!

But seriously, though. I love this country. Thanks for dying so that those of us who make better comics can live.

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well, $3000 spendable a month isnt too shabby.

and honestly, how much do you think i give a shit about making comics? i have like 600 since 2003. WOW

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shank wrote:
and honestly, how much do you think i give a shit about making comics? i have like 600 since 2003. WOW

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I don't think he cares how much you like making them. Those sort of reading comprehension skills will definetly help you in the military.

 Good luck!

i guess you didnt comprehend the fact that im trying to say that i dont put any effort into them. i come by, make a comic without thinking about it, then i leave.

comprehend that, faggot

I don't understand your hostility at all. I'm merely pointing out that he didn't say anything about you caring about your comics. I think your misguided hostility is definetly best served in the military.

 Good luck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY

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Yeah! Fuck not being shot at! Fuck earning lots of money! Fuck being allowed to think for yourself!

But seriously, though. I love this country. Thanks for dying so that those of us who make better comics can live.

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Shank's Canadian. Technically he's dying for Canada.

I'd rather just buy a 6 pack of Molson.

Soldier all you want, just don’t try to convince anyone in here that’s its the best thing going. Convince yourself and that’s it. There’s no need to defend yourself. There is no sense of reverence in here as you know.

Their opinions of soldiers are right, as are yours. It's all relative.

btw if you expect people to suck your dick for being a soldier just know that there are cheaper blowjobs out there... you know... ones that don't cost and arm and a leg... literally

 

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Shank, i didn't realize you were a canadian. that makes all the difference in the world.

I assumed you were american and wondered why in the hell anyone with an IQ of 40 or over would enlist in the armed forces at this juncture in american 'foreign policy'.

My bad. Carry on.

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Yeah!  Fuck not being shot at!  Fuck earning lots of money!  Fuck being allowed to think for yourself!

But seriously, though.  I love this country.  Thanks for dying so that those of us who make better comics can live.

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those were my thoughts exactly until i learned he was canadian...

i hope he gets the chance to subjugate some restless Nova Scotians or something.....

oh you guys are fucking hilarious LOL

i could honestly do any of your jobs though. you act far more superior than you truly are.

LOL to you guys though, great job!

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Shank's Canadian. Technically he's dying for Canada.

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BigFrank105 wrote:
Shank's Canadian. Technically he's dying for Canada.

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nice try

like Canada has a military

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i think we do alright

http://www.militaryvideos.net/videos.php?videonum=61

American soldiers get to throw puppies off of cliffs though.

That's it! I'm going back to my blog to write about how much I hate America! Heh! That'll show 'em!

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i could honestly do any of your jobs

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i could honestly do any of your jobs

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You're too skinny to do AA's job, not literate enough to do biped's job (of reviewing movies), and if you're joining the military because you think it's "cool" then you obviously aren't competent enough to do my job.

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i am appauled by this asumption.

in my free time i study quantum physics  and other such advanced subjects and i used to run a large area of a plumbing department(at age 23). train retards twice my age to do my job and other jobs, cross trained in about 9 areas. im sure i am capable of your mediocre positions. lol

not only that but i live with 3 girls and have to put up with their PERIODIC problems. i can take anything!

We have idiots training people where I work, too.  Fabulous thing, that.

I don't know how the Canadian military works.  I think they mostly just wear uniforms and smoke up and play ping pong.  I'd take that life for CAN$3000 / mo.  The pay cut would be worth it.

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i could honestly do any of your jobs though.

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I dunno, those turkeys don't whack off themselves ya know.

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shank wrote:
in my free time i study quantum physics and other such advanced subjects and i used to run a large area of a plumbing department(at age 23). train retards twice my age to do my job and other jobs, cross trained in about 9 areas. im sure i am capable of your mediocre positions. lol

not only that but i live with 3 girls and have to put up with their PERIODIC problems. i can take anything!

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Any of them could also do your "military" job, but they don't. You could do their job, but you don't. So I guess nobody has a reason to feel superior to anyone here.

But don't let that stop you. After all, you relax from a hard day of teaching Home Depot trainees how to properly stock pipe dope, by studying the sex lives of subatomic particles. And all of this while *gasp* being the only boy in a four-person living unit. Hell, you're practically one miracle away from canonization as a saint. Go Shank.

Remind me again, which unit of the Canadian military requires hands-on knowledge of both covalent bonding AND the retail markup on a 3/4" stop valve?